Tag: Nigeria jokes

Nigeria Joke: Terrible accident

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

An accident occurred today. 11 persons were injured and 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5,000 to the injured and N6million to the dead for their funeral. All of the sudden, one of the injured got up and moved towards where the dead people were. Immediately, one of the dead people […]

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Nigerian Police and Their Wahala

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road… Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor! Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s […]

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Girl’s Facebook Status Updates

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A GIRL’S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES “Wow! I just found the love of my life… Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?.” 14 DAYS LATER “Never make sum1 a priority when you’re just an option to them!” 2 DAYS LATER “I HATE love so much!” 3 DAYS LATER. “I’m happy to remain single and […]

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Funny Joke: The butcher’s dog

September 10, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A dog ran into a cow meat butcher’s shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour happened to be a lawyer. Unhappy at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbour and said, “If your dog stole a meat […]

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Funny Joke: Game Show

September 10, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A Ghanaian, a Kenyan and a Nigerian entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, “I’m going to say jokes for an hour straight and whoever doesn’t laugh at the end receives $5000!” The host starts and after 15 minutes the Ghanaian is out. He continues and after 40 minutes the Kenyan is […]

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Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse

March 5, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend… “16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!” “How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT’S OVER!” “You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s […]

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Nigeria Joke: Goodluck Jonathan on February Election

January 16, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Nigeria President, Goodluck Jonathan, was campaigning for the February 2015 Election in one State. As soon as he mounted the podium to speak, people started chanting ‘you have failed!’ ‘You have failed!’. Disturbed, Goodluck Jonathan stopped speaking and said: ‘Everywhere I go, people say I have failed. Everywhere I go, people say I’ve failed. Now, […]

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Joke: Goodluck Jonathan in hell

May 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Queen Elizabeth, Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to hell. The Queen asked the devil to allow her make a call to London to inquire about the country’s welfare. She spent five minutes, Satan billed her $5M, Obama also made a call and spent 8 minutes, the bill was $8M. Then Jonathan called Nigeria and spent […]

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Akpos Joke: Staff

April 26, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A bus conductor (mate) in Lagos asked one of his passengers, Akpos, to bring his fare. Akpos replied: I be staff. The conductor asked : na which kind staff u b? -u b police? No! -u b soldier? No! -u b navy? No! -u b air force? No? So wetin u be now! Abeg pay […]

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Akpos and Mr President on a trip

April 26, 2014 | By | 2 Comments

The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it got completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap! The train came out of the tunnel. The deputy and Akpos were sitting […]

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Nigerian Joke: The forest

March 24, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind […]

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Akpos and a lady

May 16, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A lady with big boobs entered a bus. She has a rosary around her neck with the cross between her boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and couldn’t help staring. The lady knowing Akpos has been staring for over 15mins then asked “Are you looking at Jesus Christ who died on the cross? Akpos replied: […]

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