Tag: Funny jokes

Funny Joke: Wife versus Husband

March 23, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Wife: honey can you please help me clean the garden Husband: do i look like a gardener? Wife:ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix bathroom door plz Husband: do i look like a carpenter? 🔸husband walks out, at returning, he finds the garden cleaned and the door fixed. Husband: I knew my wife will do […]

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Funny Joke: Educated Sons

January 27, 2016 | By | 1 Comment

1st son : Degree in Economics. 2nd son: MBA. 3rd son : PhD 4th son : Thief Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the 4th son out of your house? Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

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Funny Joke: Five Minutes

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

In Bed: It’s 6am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45am. At Work: It’s 1:30pm. Close your eyes for 30 minutes, it’s 1:31pm

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Funny Joke: Box of Chocolate

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

A businessman, a defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money, was talking to his lawyer, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the Judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I send the Judge a carton of chocolates?” “Oh no! This Judge is diabetic. A stunt like […]

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Funny Joke: Boyfriend and Girlfriend

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend… GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can’t be serious right now… it’s cool though Josh, that’s why I’ve been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL! BOYFRIEND: Wow… really? I was about to say I […]

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Joke: Horror woman

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Patient: Dr please am I ugly? Doctor :“ you’re not ugly” Patient : But everybody says I’m ugly !” Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly” Patient :“ I know I’m ugly ” Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ” Patient : “ I’m a woman ” Doctor : Eiiiii!!, sorry […]

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Funny Joke: Attractive

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, “Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive.” The husband just smiled and said, “I won’t be surprised if it’s Kwame.” Wife in shock, “Yes, why?” The husband replies, “He deals in leftovers…”

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Akpos Joke: No Fishing

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos… MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond. AKPOS: I’m not fishing, I’m teaching my worm how to swim.

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Funny Joke: Chicken and Goat

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them. The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!” And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”

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Funny Joke: Jealous Husband

November 24, 2015 | By | 2 Comments

HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: […]

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Akpos Joke: Hysterical

November 6, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7.30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did […]

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Akpos Joke: Polluting the air

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.

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Akpos Joke: Money Need

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: Kwame please, I’m going to be needing N100,000 from you… I promise to pay back with N120,000.

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Akpos Joke: Horse and Zebra

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?

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Akpos Joke: At the Border

October 19, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?” “Garri”, Akpos replied. The Customs Officer said, “Let me see. Come down from the bicycle.” The Customs Officer took the bags and ripped them apart. […]

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Funny Joke: Do you have a private part?

October 14, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, “Do you have a private part??” She slams the door in disgust. The next day she hears a knock, opens up and it’s the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again. Her husband […]

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Akpos Joke: Fuel Ticket

October 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Attendant: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket….

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