Tag: Funny Akpos jokes.

Akpos Joke: Flight 633 to Lagos

August 3, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

“This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I. I’d like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos.

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Funny Photo: Why South African Policemen have to wear refelectors

June 12, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

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Akpos Joke: Marry Him!

June 7, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos was about dying. In his last request, he pleaded with his wife to marry Emeka. Wife: Joe? Isn’t he your worst enemy? The very one who wants you dead? Akpos: Yes. Marry him! Wife: No, I wont! Akpos: Please do! Wife: Why? HUSBAND: Because all these years I have suffered, let him suffer too!

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Akpos Joke: How to Pray

March 5, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

As the storm raged, the captain realised his ship was sinking fast. He called out, “Anyone here know how to pray?” Akpos stepped forward. “Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.” “Good,” said the captain, “you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short.”

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Akpos Joke: Late to School

March 5, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos went to class late, so the teacher asked him, “Why are you late?” He told the Teacher, “I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and Arsenal.” But that did not make any sense for the teacher. So she asks, “Still why are you late?” Akpos answered, “Because the game went into […]

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Akpos: Exam Paper

March 5, 2015 | By | 2 Comments

In the final WASSCE examination, the teacher caught Akpos looking into Kwame’s work. The following conversation ensued: Teacher: Why are you looking at Kwame’s exam paper? Akpos: Just looking if he got the answer right.

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Akpos Joke: How many men?

March 5, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife of two-years. Akpos: Sweety, how many men have you slept with after we got married? Wife: (quiet) Akpos: (10 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question! Wife: Quiet, please. Akpos: (15 minutes later) Are you afraid to tell me the truth? Wife: Will you just keep […]

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Akpos Joke: Suicide Attempt

January 29, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’s father’s tenant came into the room and saw Akpos trying to commit suicide. The following conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now, but why you come tie de rope for […]

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Akpos Joke: After Sex

January 20, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following is a chat conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend on Whatsapp: Girlfriend: Hey Akpos: Hey Girlfriend: Hope you are fine. Akpos: Yeah.You? Girlfriend: I’m good, dear. Ever since you slept with me, you don’t call any more, text or even give me money. Akpos: Have you ever seen the President campaign after winning […]

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Akpos Joke: Difficult Exams

January 20, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father: Father: Akpos, how was your exams today? Akpos: It was very difficult so I didn’t even go to the exams center. Father: Ah! If you didn’t go there, how do you know that it was difficult? Akpos: I saw the questions yesterday.

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Akpos Joke: Church Offering

January 20, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the collection bowl was passed around. He quickly pulled N10 from his pocket and dropped it in. Just then, the person behind him tapped me on the shoulder and handed him a N1000 note. Akpos smiled, placed the N1000 note in the bowl and passed it […]

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Akpos’ ‘Letter to Ghana from Nigeria’

January 19, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

We bring 419, Ghana copy from us, we no vex…. We bring selling of drugs, Ghana copy, we no vex…, We get Oil, Ghana claim dem too discover oil, we no vex… Now LIGHT OFF, you copy that one too finish! Wunaa Nollywood u copy from us u dey callam Ghallywood or Kumahood. Wanna president […]

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Akpos Joke: California

January 12, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Ochuko: Hi, dear you look very pretty. I’m in Accra. Where do you stay? Girl: I’m in Kumasi Ochuko: I like you. Girl: Oboy it won’t work. I’m in Kumasi and you are in Accra. Very far. I can’t be in a relationship of such a distance . *Ocuko tells Akpos his sad news and he decides to […]

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Akpos Joke: Christmas Gift

December 23, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend, Ada: Ada: When am I getting my Christmas gift? Akpos: What do you want? Ada: It might be expensive, so just give me anything from you heart. Akpos: Just mention Ada: Tablet Akpos: Which one… Vitamin C Or Paracetamol? Ada: Samsung Galaxy Tab 2015 Akpos: Samsung […]

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Akpos Joke: Lottery

December 23, 2014 | By | 3 Comments

Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to London, on the plane feeling good about himself he looked at the photo and suddenly he burst into tears. In […]

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Akpos Joke: Place of Birth

December 23, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Interviewer: Where were you born? Akpos: Lagos Interviewer: Which part? Akpos: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Lagos.

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Akpos Joke: Internet Addiction

December 23, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his friend, Ochuko: Akpos: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk. Ochuko: Dude, do you have a life? Akpos: OMG! No! Send me the link.

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