Tag: Akpos

Akpos Joke: Money Need

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: Kwame please, I’m going to be needing N100,000 from you… I promise to pay back with N120,000.

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Akpos Joke: Horse and Zebra

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TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?

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Akpos Joke: At the Border

October 19, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?” “Garri”, Akpos replied. The Customs Officer said, “Let me see. Come down from the bicycle.” The Customs Officer took the bags and ripped them apart. […]

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Akpos Joke: Fuel Ticket

October 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Attendant: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket….

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Akpos Joke: USA

October 12, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was doing his geography assignment with his dad… DAD: Akpos, which country is near to U.S.A? Akpos: I don’t know dad. FATHER: I will beat you today if you don’t answer my question, because during my own time in school, I knew everything and I answer any questions my dad throw at me correctly. […]

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Akpos Joke: Missing Phone

October 12, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. His close friend, who was also high joined him in this serious search. After 2 hours of searching, his phone rang.  He picked the call and quickly told the caller, “I’ll call you […]

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Akpos Joke: CRK Questions

October 12, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Our Christian Religious Knowledge (CRK) teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible. She decided to give us 5 questions… Question No.1- When Jesus Christ walked on water, how many feet was the water? Akpos Answered – 2 feet. […]

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Akpos Joke: Deaf Message

September 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A stranger sent Akpos a text message… “Good evening sir, how was your day? I’m so sorry for disturbing you. I got your number from someone you know. I kindly need your assistance, I need some money which is very paramount to my life and I don’t know if you can assist me with any […]

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Akpos Joke: Poor Example

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An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class…

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Akpos Joke: Good Morning

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A Whatsapp chat between two students…

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Akpos Joke: No one knows tomorrow

September 22, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

During a CRK class… TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________? (Akpos raised his hands) TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow? AKPOS: Sir, me! TEACHER: (surprised) And what’s tomorrow? AKPOS: Tomorrow is Wednesday.

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Akpos Joke: Slaps

September 5, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said “Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I’m afraid of the guy’s face”. Akpos then said to me “Ofego, you fear a lot, I will slap […]

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Akpos Joke: Drowning

September 2, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend… GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save? Akpos: You of course dear. GIRL: What! And you’ll just let my only sister die? Akpos: Okay… I’ll […]

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Akpos Joke: Life after death

August 11, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss one Friday morning:

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Funny Joke: Magic Weight Machine

August 6, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your weight and fortune. So, I thought to myself, “I’ll give it a try just […]

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Akpos Joke: Police Emergency

August 6, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos dialed a police emergency number to report a crime: Akpos: Hello! Respionse: Yes hello… who I’m I speaking to? Akpos: Is this the police?! Response: Yes. Any problem? Akpos: Yes! I’m calling to report a case of robbery in my neighbourhood. They’re five in numbers and all armed with sub-machine guns and bombs! Response: […]

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Akpos Joke: Alarm

August 6, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’s wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone. The following conversation ensued: Wife: Honey… Akpos: Yes? Why are you waking me this early? Wife: (Points to phone) Who is ‘Alarm’ and why does she call at 5 every morning? Akpos: (Says to himself) My God! What did I do to deserve […]

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