Tag: Akpos

Akpos Joke: Sugar Daddy

December 31, 2016 | By | 1 Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female friend:

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 6 or iPhone 7

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A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina…

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Akpos Joke: $500 debt

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Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

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Akpos’ mobile money advice for all men in 2017

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Akpos has an advice for all African men in 2017.

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Akpos Joke: Driver’s licence

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a  policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued: POLICEMAN AKPOS: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home? MOTORIST: I don’t intend to fall sick officer, but thank God […]

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 7 Plus

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Baby, we went to the mall today and I saw an iPhone 7 plus Akpos: Did you like it? Girlfriend: Yeeeesss!, baby, I swear I loved it. Akpos: Okay. Tomorrow, I’ll give you transportation fare so that you can go and watch it again. ALSO […]

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Akpos Joke: Free restaurant food

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos went to a restaurant with just Gh¢50. So he ordered for food worth Gh¢40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you can add more food, I will pay”. Akpos quickly added more food for […]

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Akpos Joke: Inspector Yakubu

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was at Lagos Police station today.

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Akpos Joke: Flooding in Lagos

March 14, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following WhatsApp chat ensued between Akpos and his boss: Akpos: Boss, I won’t be able to come to work today. Boss: Why not? Akpos: It rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded. Boss: You listed “swimming”  as your hobby in your CV. So hurry up and come to work! I’m […]

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Drunk Akpos

January 28, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpors was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key.

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Akpos Joke: On drugs

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting by the corner of the road. A policeman was also walking his sniffer dog. Suddenly, the dog ran to Akpos and then ran back to the policeman barking. The policeman walked up to Akpos and this conversation ensued: POLICEMAN: This dog tells me you’re on drugs Akpos: I’m on drugs? You’re the one talking to […]

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Akpos Joke: Decent Prostitute

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos stopped at a bar after work to have a drink. He started talking to a girl even though he is married, he thought she is so fine that he agreed to go to her place. When he got to her place, he found out that she is a prostitute and that she wanted 5,000 […]

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Akpos Joke: To whom it may concern

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

After a heart surgery, Akpos told his doctor that his wife was afraid to have s*x with him. The Doctor assured him that it would do him no harm. Akpos asked him to give it to him in writing and the doctor wrote furiously and gave it to him. It said, “Dear Mrs Akpos, your […]

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Akpos Joke: Romantic Shopping

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka. Emeka: Why do you hold your wife’s hand when you visit shopping malls? Akpos: Because if Ileave her hand she’ll go for shopping. It looks “ROMANTIC” but actually, it’s “ECONOMIC”.

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Akpos Joke: No Fishing

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos… MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond. AKPOS: I’m not fishing, I’m teaching my worm how to swim.

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Akpos Joke: Hysterical

November 6, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7.30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did […]

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Akpos Joke: Polluting the air

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.

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