Tag: Akpos Funny Jokes

Akpos Joke: Bitter Lesson

July 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Mrs. Ifeoma phoned Akpos the electrician because her television quit working. Akpos couldn’t accommodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the TV, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll send you the money later. By the […]

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Akpos and wife: Of perfumes and lipsticks

November 14, 2013 | By | 2 Comments

Here is the latest conversation between Akpos and his wife: Ekatte: You were smelling of women’s perfume when you came home, where did you get it? Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi. Ekatte: What about the lipstick on your mouth? Akpos: Oho this? I got it from my friend Julie […]

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Akpos Joke: On the sick bed

September 5, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and nurse. Says to his eldest son: To you, Peter, I leave the Airport houses. To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartment blocks in East Legon To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future, […]

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Akpos Joke: What your wife needs

August 27, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, Akpos and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counsellor’s office, the counsellor jumped […]

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Akpos Joke: A terrible mistake

August 26, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a company salesman was about to check into a hotel when he noticed a very beautiful woman staring admiringly at him. He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked in as Mr. and Mrs. After a very pleasurable three-day stay, Akpos approached […]

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Akpos Joke: Completely Clueless

August 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some tips on what to do (because he has never been with a woman before). AKPOS: So what do I do first? AKPOS’ FATHER: Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed. Two minutes later Akpos on the phone again […]

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Akpos Joke: Company Policy

August 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, an eager young man entered his prospective boss’s office for an interview. “One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe on the door mat while coming in?”, said the boss. “Yes sir,” Akpos replied promptly. The boss continued: “One more thing we’re very particular about is […]

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Akpos Joke: Maintenance issue

August 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room. AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window. MANAGER: Sir, I am sorry I can’t help you, this seems to be a personal issue. AKPOS: You Idiot, this is a maintenance issue. […]

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Akpos Joke: Bad mood

August 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen? A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no fit recognise am to collect my money back.

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Akpos Joke: Beatings in bed

August 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos stumbled upon his parents in bed making love, so he asked “Daddy, what are you doing?” his father replied “I’m beating your mummy” Akpos thought for a while, with a sad face and said “Mama, but what offence have you committed again in this house to deserve so much punishment?” “Today alone, four different […]

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Akpos and the naked woman

August 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A naked lady ran into Akpos’ taxi. She told the driver where she was going. Akpos  didn’t start the car but he was just staring at the woman over and over again. The lady looked at him and said, “what’s your problem, man? Haven’t you seen a naked lady before?” Akpos replied, “I am not […]

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Akpos Joke: The strange restaurant

August 21, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Hungry Akpos was going along the street. He got to a place and saw a sign board with the inscription “Eat as much as you can here, your grandson will pay”. Akpos went in and confirmed from the receptionist who confirmed the statement. The hungry man now ordered for series of food with assorted meat, […]

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Akpos Joke: The trial

August 21, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told them they had a chance to live if only they could pass a test. The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three […]

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Akpos in English class

May 16, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Teacher: Class, today you’ll give an example of a pronoun and then one sentence with your example. Tunde : HER Teacher:Okay, your sentence now Tunde: Give her her book, it’s hers Teacher: Good, yes who else? Akpors : HIM Teacher:Okay, form a sentence with it. Akpors : Give him him book, it’s hims Teacher: Idiot!!, […]

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Akpos Joke: Interesting Conversation Between Akpos and Wife on Phone

January 6, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

An angry wife, Ekaite, speaks to her husband, Akpos on phone: Ekaite: Where the hell are you? Akpos: Honey, you remember that Gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it? Ekaite: (Relaxed)Yes, my king Akpos: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and […]

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Akpors and Father at Graduation Ceremony

January 3, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

 Akpors’ father accompanied him to his school end-of-year awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The following conversation ensued: Announcer: Best student in sciences, the winner is Inem. Father: (Applauds and eyes Akpors scornfully) See correct children! Announcer: Best student in commercial studies; […]

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