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Ladies: Funny ways to turn down men in 2016

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

This Post is For The Ladies… HE: Can I buy you a drink? YOU: Actually I would rather have the money. HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. YOU: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? […]

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Nigeria Joke: No Fuel

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house? MOMMY: No! UCHE: Why? MOMMY: No fuel. UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs. MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?

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Joke: Dumb dad

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

I told my dad today that someone got shot and died And my dad was like, “With what?” I wanted to reply, ‘With cutlass’, but then I remembered he is still going pay my tuition fee next year.

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Akpos and friends

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Three friends died in a car crash, they went to heaven to an orientation. They were all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy Abraham said, “I would like to hear them say that I […]

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Joke: Horror woman

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Patient: Dr please am I ugly? Doctor :“ you’re not ugly” Patient : But everybody says I’m ugly !” Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly” Patient :“ I know I’m ugly ” Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ” Patient : “ I’m a woman ” Doctor : Eiiiii!!, sorry […]

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Akpos’ GCE Exams questions

January 11, 2016 | By | 1 Comment

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric […]

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Funny Joke: To walk

November 26, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Out of curiosity, I went to a church to take part in their prayer sessions. Whilst praying a member touched my shoulder and said: YOU WILL WALK! I did not understand him because I am not physically challenged. When I got out of the church believe me my motor bike had been stolen.

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Funny Joke: Attractive

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, “Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive.” The husband just smiled and said, “I won’t be surprised if it’s Kwame.” Wife in shock, “Yes, why?” The husband replies, “He deals in leftovers…”

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Akpos Joke: No Fishing

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos… MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond. AKPOS: I’m not fishing, I’m teaching my worm how to swim.

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Funny Joke: Chicken and Goat

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them. The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!” And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”

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Funny Joke: Jealous Husband

November 24, 2015 | By | 2 Comments

HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: […]

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Akpos Joke: Hysterical

November 6, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7.30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did […]

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Akpos Joke: Polluting the air

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.

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Akpos Joke: Money Need

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: Kwame please, I’m going to be needing N100,000 from you… I promise to pay back with N120,000.

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Nigerian Police and Their Wahala

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Below are some of the Troubles You Face With Policemen on The Road… Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor! Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s […]

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Akpos Joke: Horse and Zebra

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?

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Girl’s Facebook Status Updates

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A GIRL’S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES “Wow! I just found the love of my life… Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?.” 14 DAYS LATER “Never make sum1 a priority when you’re just an option to them!” 2 DAYS LATER “I HATE love so much!” 3 DAYS LATER. “I’m happy to remain single and […]

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