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Ways of breaking up before Valentine

February 12, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!! You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over! I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm […]

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Almost Joke: Valentine’s Day iPhone

February 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Girlfriend: Honey, I want iPhone 6 for Valentine Akpos: Whaat! Seriously?  In this economy? You don’t know what you are saying! Girlfriend: Ok. On Val’s day,  use my picture as your DP on Facebook and Whatsapp with the caption “My only true love”. Akpos: *Scratches head* erm… where can we get the Iphone to buy?

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Drunk Akpos

January 28, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpors was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key.

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Funny Joke: Educated Sons

January 27, 2016 | By | 1 Comment

1st son : Degree in Economics. 2nd son: MBA. 3rd son : PhD 4th son : Thief Neighbour: Why can’t you throw the 4th son out of your house? Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.

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Funny Joke: Five Minutes

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

In Bed: It’s 6am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45am. At Work: It’s 1:30pm. Close your eyes for 30 minutes, it’s 1:31pm

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Akpos Joke: On drugs

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting by the corner of the road. A policeman was also walking his sniffer dog. Suddenly, the dog ran to Akpos and then ran back to the policeman barking. The policeman walked up to Akpos and this conversation ensued: POLICEMAN: This dog tells me you’re on drugs Akpos: I’m on drugs? You’re the one talking to […]

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Akpos Joke: Decent Prostitute

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos stopped at a bar after work to have a drink. He started talking to a girl even though he is married, he thought she is so fine that he agreed to go to her place. When he got to her place, he found out that she is a prostitute and that she wanted 5,000 […]

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Akpos Joke: To whom it may concern

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

After a heart surgery, Akpos told his doctor that his wife was afraid to have s*x with him. The Doctor assured him that it would do him no harm. Akpos asked him to give it to him in writing and the doctor wrote furiously and gave it to him. It said, “Dear Mrs Akpos, your […]

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Funny Joke: Box of Chocolate

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

A businessman, a defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money, was talking to his lawyer, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.” “It’s in the Judge’s hands now,” said the lawyer. “Would it help if I send the Judge a carton of chocolates?” “Oh no! This Judge is diabetic. A stunt like […]

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Funny Joke: Boyfriend and Girlfriend

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

BOYFRIEND: After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend… GIRLFRIEND: WTF! You can’t be serious right now… it’s cool though Josh, that’s why I’ve been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL! BOYFRIEND: Wow… really? I was about to say I […]

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Akpos Joke: Romantic Shopping

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka. Emeka: Why do you hold your wife’s hand when you visit shopping malls? Akpos: Because if Ileave her hand she’ll go for shopping. It looks “ROMANTIC” but actually, it’s “ECONOMIC”.

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Ladies: Funny ways to turn down men in 2016

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

This Post is For The Ladies… HE: Can I buy you a drink? YOU: Actually I would rather have the money. HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. YOU: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? […]

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Nigeria Joke: No Fuel

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house? MOMMY: No! UCHE: Why? MOMMY: No fuel. UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs. MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?

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Joke: Dumb dad

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

I told my dad today that someone got shot and died And my dad was like, “With what?” I wanted to reply, ‘With cutlass’, but then I remembered he is still going pay my tuition fee next year.

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Akpos and friends

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Three friends died in a car crash, they went to heaven to an orientation. They were all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy Abraham said, “I would like to hear them say that I […]

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Joke: Horror woman

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Patient: Dr please am I ugly? Doctor :“ you’re not ugly” Patient : But everybody says I’m ugly !” Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly” Patient :“ I know I’m ugly ” Doctor : “You are a fine, strong looking man ” Patient : “ I’m a woman ” Doctor : Eiiiii!!, sorry […]

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Akpos’ GCE Exams questions

January 11, 2016 | By | 1 Comment

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric […]

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