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Akpos’ mobile money advice for all men in 2017

December 31, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos has an advice for all African men in 2017.

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Joke: Dumb dad

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

I told my dad today that someone got shot and died And my dad was like, “With what?” I wanted to reply, ‘With cutlass’, but then I remembered he is still going pay my tuition fee next year.

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Akpos Joke: Drowning

September 2, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend… GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who will you save? Akpos: You of course dear. GIRL: What! And you’ll just let my only sister die? Akpos: Okay… I’ll […]

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Akpos Joke: Bad News First

July 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a bank manager, held a meeting with his staff because some news had been delivered from the company headquarters. The following conversation ensued: Akpos: There is bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to at first? Staff: (After deliberating for a while) The bad news first. Akpos: You […]

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Akpos Joke: Revenge

February 28, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos, a soldier, was was deployed to South Sudan. While he was there he received a “Dear Akpos” letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said […]

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Akpos Joke: Walking

October 11, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos was on his way to school. He was supposed to take taxi to the school: AKPOS: How much is the fare to the campus? DRIVER: Two Cedis. Akpos: What about my load? DRIVER: I won’t charge you that. AKpos: Then take my load to the school I can walk.

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How to cross the road in Nigeria

October 11, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Look right and left for cars and bikes. Look up for aeroplanes. Look down for bombs. Look back for kidnappers. Look sideways, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk in a zig zag manner to avoid stray bullet

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