Category: Ghana Jokes

Funny Joke: Jealous Girlfriend

July 17, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Boy meets new girl and takes her home. Next morning he drops new girl off. Later in the day his regular girl WhatsApps him: Girl: Can I ask you a question? Boy: Shoot Girl: Who was dat? Boy: (He had been on the phone earlier so he said) My brother Girl: In your car I […]

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Ghana Joke: Ananse visits Kofi

August 23, 2013 | By | 3 Comments

Ananse visited his friend kofi . Kofi called his wife and asked her to serve them drinks. when the wife was done with the serving, she sat down right opposite Ananse with her legs open. Ananse could not control himself so he enjoyed the view. when kofi went inside the house, kofi’s wife said to […]

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Joke: The Houseboy

July 26, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

Joke of the weekend: A young boy was working as a houseboy and one day his mistress (as in madam) asked him to go buy a dog. The boy bought the dog and took it home, cradling the animal in his arms. The mistress was incensed and shouted at him, “Don’t you know that the […]

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Joke: In the Sahara Desert

July 13, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Two christians were lost in the sahara desert on their way to Libya. One is David and the other is Christian. They were terribly dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle. David said to Christian “Let’s pretend as […]

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Funny Joke: Online Love

July 9, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Girl: Dad,I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I’m in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now 2 months of relationship through viber, i need your blessings […]

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Joke: Ghana’s Educational System

July 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

“18 Ghanaian Professors were called and asked to sit in a plane. When they all sat and the plane was about to take off, they were informed that the plane was made by one of their students. All of them ran out of the plane as fast as they could with exception of one. Onlookers […]

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Joke: Tie the Nigerian on My Back

July 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A Togolese, a Nigerian and a Ghanaian were caught red handed drinking alcohol in Saudi Arabia, where consumption of Alcohol is strictly prohibited. The three of them were dragged in front of the Sultan, who said: “You will get 50 lashes for the consumption of alcohol. However, since you are foreigners and did not know […]

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Joke: Application for Employment

July 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Dear Sir, APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant. Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed […]

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Range Rover Love

June 24, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A guy on a date with a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his Ghanaian babe. Guy: I have been hiding a secret from you and i think you will break this relationship if I tell u. Girl: what is it my love?? Guy: I’m an SS (sickler) and HIV positive. Girl: (Hitting d […]

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