Category: Foreign Jokes

Funny Joke: Gnashing of Tetteh

December 19, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Conversation between a pastor and an old woman: Pastor: Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Because if you don’t, Hell awaits those who don’t repent, where there will be gnashing of teeth. Old Woman: Lucky me! I have no teeth.

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Seven Akpos Laughs (2014)

December 7, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

1. Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will you return it if it’s incorrect? 2. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said “Discuss” 3. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their fathers are […]

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Funny Joke: Cute Little Thing

December 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

While examining a female patient, Doctor tells her: “Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble. Woman immediately started taking off her jeans and underwear. Doc shocked said: “No! No! Please put on your clothes. Just show me your […]

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Funny Joke: Bad old lady

July 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped open, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the footpath. Noticing this, a cop stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $50 bills falling Out of that bag.” “Oh, […]

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Joke: Expensive necklace

May 10, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

An old woman walked into an antique store and looked at a diamond necklace in a glass cabinet. Suddenly, she let out a fart (she polluted the air). She coughed, trying to disguise it, because a shop assistant was walking by. She then called the assistant over and asked how much the necklace was. The […]

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Joke: The Precious Hat

December 9, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high […]

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Joke: Invitation to heaven

December 9, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

One day God called Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates to heaven for a meeting. The meeting was on a Sunday and God informed them that the world was coming to an end on the following Thursday. The three men then left and this is how they communicated the message upon arrival at their […]

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Husband’s Great Gift

October 5, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor […]

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Joke: Corpse sharing

September 5, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the cemetery, they found that the gate was locked and they decided to jump over the fence. While jumping, two […]

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Joke: Education and Bank Robbery

August 31, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

There was this robbery in Central Bank of Nigeria, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. =>This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. ————————————— One lady lay on the table provocatively, the […]

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Joke: Looking for your wife

August 27, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, “Excuse me, I was too busy looking for my wife.” “What a coincidence, so am I, and I’m getting a little desperate.” “Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?” “She’s tall, with dark […]

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Joke: The maid and madam

August 14, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

The maid asked for an increase in salary, and the wife was upset. She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” HELEN: There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you. WIFE: Who said that? HELEN: Your husband. WIFE: Oh. HELEN: The second reason is that […]

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Joke: Obsessions

August 14, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with for young mothers and their children. You all have obsessions the doctor said. 1. He said to the 1st mother, you are obsessed with food you even named your daughter CANDY. 2. The 2nd mother. Your obsession is with money you named your daughter PENNY. 3. He […]

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Joke: The Cannibals

August 8, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, “Ooh dad, there’s one.” “No,” said the father. “There’s not enough meat on that […]

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Joke: A bullet for Jesus

August 7, 2013 | By | 4 Comments

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered through the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other […]

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Joke: Unknown number

August 5, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Jane was called by an Unknown number. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend? JANE: Yeah. UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns! Next five minutes later, another Unknown caller. UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend? JANE: No. UNKNOWN: I see […]

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Joke: The two oranges

August 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they […]

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