Category: Foreign Jokes

Funny Joke: Chicken and Goat

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A chicken and a goat decided to take a walk. As they were walking, a car drove past them with speed and splashed some water on them. The chicken took offence and said, “Look at how they drive, like goats!” And the goat replied, “No wonder they die like chickens.”

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Funny Joke: Jealous Husband

November 24, 2015 | By | 2 Comments

HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: […]

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Funny Joke: Do you have a private part?

October 14, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, “Do you have a private part??” She slams the door in disgust. The next day she hears a knock, opens up and it’s the same man. He asks the same question the woman slams the door again. Her husband […]

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Funny Joked: Feared Woman

October 12, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night. His wife would shout, ”When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”. We the neighbours feared this woman and she liked the fact that she was […]

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Funny Joke: Titanic

July 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get […]

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Joke: Killing Job

July 22, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun, “We must know that […]

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Funny Joke: Perfect Eyesight

July 18, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” And then the fight started……..

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Funny Joke: Illegal Miners

July 9, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Two young ladies arrived at a meeting wearing clothes which were very revealing. The chairman took a good look at them and made them sit down. He looked at them straight in the eyes and said, “ladies, everything that is naturally made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or […]

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Funny Joke: Dying

July 9, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “Give it to me straight, […]

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Funny Joke: Same Job

July 9, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doctor, can I ask you a question?” […]

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Funny Joke: Double Wish

June 7, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.

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Funny Joke: Chasing Girls

June 2, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between a 70-year-old man and his wife: Old man: Do you get jealous when I chase small girls? Wife: No. Even dogs chase after cars but they can’t drive

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Joke: Hotel Dispute

May 27, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out of the hotel […]

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Joke: How to Catch a Thief

May 21, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for […]

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Funny Joke: Celebration

May 10, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily – breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, doing shoki. The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband says, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!”

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Funny Joke: The Accident

May 10, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It’s a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of … cars, the woman says;“So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.Wow, just look at […]

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Joke: Don’t do it

April 2, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don’t do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don’t say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass! WIFE: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching? HUSBAND: Our wedding ceremony.

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