Category: Akpos Jokes

Akpos Joke: Free restaurant food

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos went to a restaurant with just Gh¢50. So he ordered for food worth Gh¢40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you can add more food, I will pay”. Akpos quickly added more food for […]

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Akpos Joke: Inspector Yakubu

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was at Lagos Police station today.

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Akpos Joke: Flooding in Lagos

March 14, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following WhatsApp chat ensued between Akpos and his boss: Akpos: Boss, I won’t be able to come to work today. Boss: Why not? Akpos: It rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded. Boss: You listed “swimming”  as your hobby in your CV. So hurry up and come to work! I’m […]

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Almost Joke: Valentine’s Day iPhone

February 11, 2016 | By | 1 Comment

Girlfriend: Honey, I want iPhone 6 for Valentine Akpos: Whaat! Seriously?  In this economy? You don’t know what you are saying! Girlfriend: Ok. On Val’s day,  use my picture as your DP on Facebook and Whatsapp with the caption “My only true love”. Akpos: *Scratches head* erm… where can we get the Iphone to buy?

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Drunk Akpos

January 28, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpors was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key.

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Akpos Joke: On drugs

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting by the corner of the road. A policeman was also walking his sniffer dog. Suddenly, the dog ran to Akpos and then ran back to the policeman barking. The policeman walked up to Akpos and this conversation ensued: POLICEMAN: This dog tells me you’re on drugs Akpos: I’m on drugs? You’re the one talking to […]

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Akpos Joke: Decent Prostitute

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos stopped at a bar after work to have a drink. He started talking to a girl even though he is married, he thought she is so fine that he agreed to go to her place. When he got to her place, he found out that she is a prostitute and that she wanted 5,000 […]

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Akpos Joke: To whom it may concern

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

After a heart surgery, Akpos told his doctor that his wife was afraid to have s*x with him. The Doctor assured him that it would do him no harm. Akpos asked him to give it to him in writing and the doctor wrote furiously and gave it to him. It said, “Dear Mrs Akpos, your […]

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Akpos Joke: Romantic Shopping

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka. Emeka: Why do you hold your wife’s hand when you visit shopping malls? Akpos: Because if Ileave her hand she’ll go for shopping. It looks “ROMANTIC” but actually, it’s “ECONOMIC”.

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Akpos and friends

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Three friends died in a car crash, they went to heaven to an orientation. They were all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy Abraham said, “I would like to hear them say that I […]

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Akpos Joke: No Fishing

November 24, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos… MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond. AKPOS: I’m not fishing, I’m teaching my worm how to swim.

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Akpos Joke: Hysterical

November 6, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos brings his best buddy home for dinner… unannounced at 7.30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did […]

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Akpos Joke: Polluting the air

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class.

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Akpos Joke: Money Need

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: Kwame please, I’m going to be needing N100,000 from you… I promise to pay back with N120,000.

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Akpos Joke: Horse and Zebra

October 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

TEACHER: Akpos, can you differentiate between a horse and a zebra?

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Akpos Joke: At the Border

October 19, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, “What is inside the bags?” “Garri”, Akpos replied. The Customs Officer said, “Let me see. Come down from the bicycle.” The Customs Officer took the bags and ripped them apart. […]

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Akpos Joke: Fuel Ticket

October 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Attendant: Sir, but you are using a discounted ticket….

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