Category: Akpos Jokes
American President, Donald Trump decided to paint the White House and hence availed the project for contractors worldwide to send in their bid. A Chinese contractor bided 3,000 USD, An European contractor says he will need 7,000 USD for the job; Akpos, an African contractor who is based mainly in Ghana and Nigeria says he […]
Akpos is crazy guy ooh. The following conversation ensued him and a tourist in Lagos. Tourist: Can you please show me the way to the mortuary? Akpos: Oh that’s easy. Just close your eyes and cross the road. You will be there in no time Lol. Akpos no go kill person ooh.
Akpos, a policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued: POLICEMAN AKPOS: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home? MOTORIST: I don’t intend to fall sick officer, but thank God […]
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Baby, we went to the mall today and I saw an iPhone 7 plus Akpos: Did you like it? Girlfriend: Yeeeesss!, baby, I swear I loved it. Akpos: Okay. Tomorrow, I’ll give you transportation fare so that you can go and watch it again. ALSO […]
Akpos went to a restaurant with just Gh¢50. So he ordered for food worth Gh¢40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you can add more food, I will pay”. Akpos quickly added more food for […]
The following WhatsApp chat ensued between Akpos and his boss: Akpos: Boss, I won’t be able to come to work today. Boss: Why not? Akpos: It rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded. Boss: You listed “swimming” as your hobby in your CV. So hurry up and come to work! I’m […]
Girlfriend: Honey, I want iPhone 6 for Valentine Akpos: Whaat! Seriously? In this economy? You don’t know what you are saying! Girlfriend: Ok. On Val’s day, use my picture as your DP on Facebook and Whatsapp with the caption “My only true love”. Akpos: *Scratches head* erm… where can we get the Iphone to buy?
Akpos was sitting by the corner of the road. A policeman was also walking his sniffer dog. Suddenly, the dog ran to Akpos and then ran back to the policeman barking. The policeman walked up to Akpos and this conversation ensued: POLICEMAN: This dog tells me you’re on drugs Akpos: I’m on drugs? You’re the one talking to […]