Category: Akpos Jokes

Akpos Joke: Idiot!

January 19, 2017 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his son: ​Son: Daddy who is an idiot? Akpos: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a way that another person who is listening can’t understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No!

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Akpos at the police station

January 19, 2017 | By | Add a Comment

​Akpos at Osu Police station today.  To his surprise, he saw a police man on duty reading a Bible.  So he went to the policeman and asked, “Who killed Abel?”  The policeman replied, “Ask Inspector Yakubu. He is in charge of murder cases.”

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Akpos and the Chinese man

January 19, 2017 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued Akpos, an envagelist and a Chinese man: Evangelist Akpos: How are you? Chinese Man: I fine. Evangelist Akpos : Do you know Jesus Christ? Chinese Man: No. But you give me sample, I make for you.

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Akpos meets Donald Trump

January 19, 2017 | By | Add a Comment

​American President, Donald Trump decided  to paint the White House and hence availed the project for contractors worldwide to send in their bid. A Chinese contractor bided 3,000 USD, An European contractor says he will need 7,000 USD for the job; Akpos, an African contractor who is based mainly in Ghana and Nigeria says he […]

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Akpos Joke: Mortuary

January 19, 2017 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos is crazy guy ooh. The following conversation ensued him and a tourist in Lagos. Tourist: Can you please show me the way to the mortuary? Akpos: Oh that’s easy. Just close your eyes and cross the road. You will be there in no time Lol. Akpos no go kill person ooh. 

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Akpos Joke: Sugar Daddy

December 31, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female friend:

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 6 or iPhone 7

December 31, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a girl named Tina…

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Akpos Joke: $500 debt

December 31, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

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Akpos’ mobile money advice for all men in 2017

December 31, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos has an advice for all African men in 2017.

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Akpos Joke: Driver’s licence

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a  policeman, stopped a motorist and his friend on the road and after checking his car papers and driver’s licence which were intact, the following conversation ensued: POLICEMAN AKPOS: If you start feeling sick on the steering, who would drive this car home? MOTORIST: I don’t intend to fall sick officer, but thank God […]

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 7 Plus

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Baby, we went to the mall today and I saw an iPhone 7 plus Akpos: Did you like it? Girlfriend: Yeeeesss!, baby, I swear I loved it. Akpos: Okay. Tomorrow, I’ll give you transportation fare so that you can go and watch it again. ALSO […]

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Akpos Joke: Free restaurant food

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos went to a restaurant with just Gh¢50. So he ordered for food worth Gh¢40. As he sat down to eat, a man sitting besides me putting on a nice shirt said to him: “Sir, I love the way you eating, you can add more food, I will pay”. Akpos quickly added more food for […]

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Akpos Joke: Inspector Yakubu

December 29, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was at Lagos Police station today.

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Akpos Joke: Flooding in Lagos

March 14, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

The following WhatsApp chat ensued between Akpos and his boss: Akpos: Boss, I won’t be able to come to work today. Boss: Why not? Akpos: It rained heavily in my area and the whole place is flooded. Boss: You listed “swimming”  as your hobby in your CV. So hurry up and come to work! I’m […]

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Almost Joke: Valentine’s Day iPhone

February 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Girlfriend: Honey, I want iPhone 6 for Valentine Akpos: Whaat! Seriously?  In this economy? You don’t know what you are saying! Girlfriend: Ok. On Val’s day,  use my picture as your DP on Facebook and Whatsapp with the caption “My only true love”. Akpos: *Scratches head* erm… where can we get the Iphone to buy?

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Drunk Akpos

January 28, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpors was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key.

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Akpos Joke: On drugs

January 11, 2016 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting by the corner of the road. A policeman was also walking his sniffer dog. Suddenly, the dog ran to Akpos and then ran back to the policeman barking. The policeman walked up to Akpos and this conversation ensued: POLICEMAN: This dog tells me you’re on drugs Akpos: I’m on drugs? You’re the one talking to […]

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