Ways of breaking up before Valentine

February 12, 2016 | By | Add a Comment
  1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!!
  2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!
  3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!
  4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!
  5. I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!
  6. I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. It’s over…

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