Nigerian Joke: Mallam Sule

June 27, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Malam Sule bought a new bullet proof jeep for N75M.
While visiting Warri, he was attacked by armed robbers who rained bullets on his car.
To his amazement the car resisted all. So he started insulting the robbers.
One of dem gestured that he could not hear him, so Malam Sule brought down his window and shouted: “shege danbura’uba, barawo banza, dan iska ne’ kowei, waka”.
He has since been buried according to Muslim rites.

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