Akpos Joke: Happily ever after

April 2, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos and his wife celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent together. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known

“Happy Going Marriage”. Editor: “Sir. It is amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?”

Akpos, recalling his old honeymoon days said, “We went to Kano State for our honeymoon. Having selected horse riding as the first activity, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.

On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Getting up from the ground, she patted the horse’s back and said, “This is your first time”. “She climbed the horse and continued with the ride.

After a while, it happened again. She again kept calm and said, “This is your second time” and continued. When the horse dropped her the third time, she silently took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead! “I shouted at my wife: ‘What did you do, you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?’ She gave me a silent look, smiled and said: “This is your first time!”. …AND WE HAVE LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!

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  • Okanlawon Adebayo

    Akpos! Mean u neither want the second warn nor third, which is dead part.