Akpos Joke: ATM Card

April 5, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line.

AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with my ATM card.

CALL GIRL: I’m sorry sir, can I cross check your account please?

AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting.

CALL GIRL: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.

CALL GIRL: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface isn’t wet or stained with dirt?

AKPOS: Are you mad? An ATM card that I pet like an egg? As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my identity card.

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