Akpos Joke: Wife and mum

January 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ overheard his wife and his mum shouting.

Akpos’ mum said: “My son must listen to me and obey my instructions unless this is not my breast he sucked for 1 year.”

Akpos’ wife replied: “Mama that was 30 years ago. You must realise that it is my breast he now sucks. He has sucked it for more than 3 years and he’s still sucking.”

Akpos’ mum fired back: “I carried him for 9 months.”

Akpos’ wife replied: “He was only 3.5kg then, wasn’t he? What’s the big deal? I am carrying him everynight, he’s now 90kg.”

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