Akpos Joke: Reverend Sister

December 17, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos suffered a very serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He woke up later to find himself in the care of reverend sisters at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, one of the reverend sisters asked how he was going to pay his bill.

Akpos: (knowing he didn’t have the money) I don’t have health insurance.

Sister: Do you have money in the bank?

Akpos: I don’t even have up to N1500 in my bank account.

Sister: Well, do you have any relative who could help you?

Akpos: I have only  one spinster sister, who is a reverend sister.

Sister: (slightly perturbed) Reverend Sisters are not spinsters! We are married to God.

Akpos: Ahh, that’s even better. Then send the bill to God my brother-in-law.

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