Akpos Joke: Rich family

November 24, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos visited a friend fr0m a very rich family. The following conversation ensued between Akpos and the  maid:

MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee?

AKPOS: Tea please.

MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?

AKPOS: Ceylon tea please.

MAID: How do u want it, black or white?

AKPOS: White. …

MAID: Milk or fresh cream?

AKPOS: Milk.

MAID: Goat milk or cow milk?

AKPOS: Cow’s milk.

MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

AKPOS: umm, let me go with the freezeland cow.

MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?

AKPOS: Sugar

MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar?

AKPOS: Cane sugar

MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar?

AKPOS: Ok, forget about the tea; just give me a glass of water.

MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water?

AKPOS: Mineral water.

MAID: flavored or non flavored?

AKPOS(ANGRY): In fact, get me an empty glass!

MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?

AKPOS: Oh, my God! Please leave me alone.  I’ll swallow my saliva.

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  • Chimezirim Archimedes

    Akpos u will never kill me oo. 22010FD2 for BBM chat