Akpos Joke: Bill Gates

November 4, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his mum. Enjoy it:

Mother: Akpos. I have a confession to make. I should have told you long ago but I didn’t know how you would take it.  I’m sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father.

Akpos: Mum, what rubbish are you telling me! How am I to deal with this devastating news?!
You should be hanged for this.

Mother: Akpos, I’m sorry he was my first love and I could not marry him.for reasons I want to keep private.  He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever. Please take the phone and talk to him

Akpos: No I am speaking to any one. I’ll never speak to him. Mr Chukwu is the only father I know and so will that be.

Mother: Please don’t be so upset. Just say something to him.

Akpos: Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!

Akpos: Helloee
Caller: Morning Son, I am Bill Gates . I am your real father.

Akpos: Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!!
Love you so much Dad!!!!! I’ve been looking for you for so long.

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