Akpos Joke: 1994

November 27, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was inside a bus going to his village when he suddenly realised that the purse containing all his money was
Somebody had picked it from his pocket.
He looked around the bus, everybody was calm, well seated and enjoying the ride.
After thinking for a while about what to do to retrieve his purse, an idea occurred to him.
Making sure that everybody in the bus heard him, Akpos said: Somebody stole my purse from my pocket.
Nobody in the bus responded
Akpos continued: I said somebody picked my purse containing my money from my pocket.

The passengers in the bus looked at him without responding.
Akpos: If that person that stole my purse doesn’t want what happened in 1994 to repeat itself now, the
person should own up now.

The passengers were now looking at one another and murmuring among themselves.

Akpos  (in a firm voice): I said what happened in 1994 will happen again now if the
thief does not return my purse.

People in the bus were now beginning to get frightened. Some were asking what happened in 1994.
Some even suspected that Akpos was a native doctor or a wizard.

Within a minute, Akpos saw his purse on the floor of the bus.
A Unknown person had thrown it there.
Akpos picked the purse and checked his money. Everything was intact.

The people in the bus were
amazed, and wanted to know what happened in 1994 .
One teenager, a very beautiful girl with a glasses approached
Akpos were he was sitting and said she would love to know what happened in 1994.

Akpos looked at her, smiled and said: In 1994, I was in a bus like this and they stole my money.
I had to walk home.

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