Akpos and wife: Of perfumes and lipsticks

November 14, 2013 | By | 2 Comments

Here is the latest conversation between Akpos and his wife:

Ekatte: You were smelling of women’s perfume when you came home, where did you get it?

Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.

Ekatte: What about the lipstick on your mouth?

Akpos: Oho this? I got it from my friend Julie whom I was congratulating for passing her exam.

Ekatte: What about the used condoms in your pocket?

Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep.

Ekatte: (*Crying*) ┬áThis is not fair because me, when I use them I don’t bring them home.

Akpos: (Waking up; angry) What did you say?

Ekatte: Leave me alone I want to sleep

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  • Felix Felix

    Nice one

  • Adejobi Joseph

    hot shot one one