Akpos Joke: Child Custody

September 1, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and his wife, Ekaitte, were in court to know in who should be in custody of their child.

The following conversation ensued:

Ekaitte: My lord. took this child in my belly for nine months, breastfed him, stood at home and helped him grow. I showed him love more than anyone else.. I, surely, deserve to be in custody of this child.”

The Judge said, “hmmmmm.. well that’s a good point. Akpos do you have anything to say to that?”

Akpos: Your Lordship! if I insert my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, please sir is the cash mine or for the machine??

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