Joke: The two oranges

August 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: “One for Me, One for YOU . “One for Me, One for YOU”.

He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the church near by for the Priest.

“Father please come with me, come and witness God and Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for Me, One for YOU, One for Me, One for YOU…”

Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said: “What about the two at the gate?

Come and see marathon! The priest almost ran past the church gate, shouting “we are not dead yet oooh”.

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