Joke: The maid and madam

August 14, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

The maid asked for an increase in salary, and the wife was upset. She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

HELEN: There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.

WIFE: Who said that?

HELEN: Your husband.

WIFE: Oh.

HELEN: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.

Wife: Who said that?

HELEN: Your husband.

WIFE: Oh.

HELEN: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.

WIFE: Did my husband say that as well?

HELEN: No, the gardener did.

WIFE: So, how much do you want?

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