Akpos Joke: The trial

August 21, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told them they had a chance to live if only they could pass a test.

The 1st step was to go deep into d forest n get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits.

The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. Rukewe came back and said to the king, “I brought 10 apples”.

The king explained the trial to him, ‘you have to push the fruits up into your butt without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on d 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

Akpos the smart guy arrived and showed the king ten (10) berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter n was killed.

Rukewe and Akpos met in heaven. Then Rukewe asked, “why did you laugh?”, you almost got away with the trial”, Akpos replied,”I couldn’t help it, I saw the Oga Musa coming with water melon.

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