Akpos Joke: The Testimony

August 10, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a witness to a car accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and Akpos:

The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?”

Akpos: “Yes, sir.”

The lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?”

Akpos: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.”

The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness): “Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?”

Akpos: “Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question.”

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