Akpos Joke: Marriage Lies

August 4, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and his wife were married for 20 years, and every time they made love Akpos always insisted on shutting off the lights.

Well, after 20 years his wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw Akpos holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. “You impotent fool!” she screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

Akpos looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, “I’ll explain the toy if you explain the kids.”

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