Akpos Joke: Five Funny Akpos laughs

August 13, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

AKPOS: A teacher!

 

2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean?

AKPOS: By staying at home!

 

3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria.

[Few minutes later]

Akpos: Here it is sir.

TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything

Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

 

4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay?

AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog.

 

5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?”

Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.

 

Bonus: 

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

I refer to the recent death of the accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my home-town for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary as proof of vacancy.

You can’t swerve me this time. Give me the job.

 

Thank you,

Yours Truly,

Akpos

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