Akpos Joke: 10 Akpos laughs

August 15, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

1)  A teacher lecturing on population said, ‘In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman

gives birth to a kid.’

 

2)   Akpos stood up and said,’we must find and stop her!’

 

3)    Akpos: Why are all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Akpos: if only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

 

4)  Akpos told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It’s already raining.

Akpos: So what, take an umbrella and go!

 

5)  Postman: I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this package.

Akpos: Why did you have to come so far, instead you could have posted it.

 

6)      Akpos at an Art gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!

 

7)      Akpos was writing something very slowly.

A friend asked, “why are you writing so slowly?”

Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast.

 

8)      Akpos’ son:  Mom, when I was on the bus this morning with dad, he told me to give up my seat

for a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: … but mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap!

 

9) Father to Akpos after exam: Let me see your report card.

Akpos: My friend just borrowed it, he wants to scare his parents .

 

10)  Akpos was trying to avoid paying doctor’s fee after an eyes operation, so he says, “doctor, I still can’t see”

The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to Unclothe in front of him. Akpos then says “I can’t see!”

Doctor tells nurse to open her legs again. Akpos says “doctor I can’t see still.”

The doctor answered “You are silly, if you can’t see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING AN Attention (ERECTION)? Nurse, prepare his bill please!”

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