Letter from Akpos to Bill Gates

July 17, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

TO: Bill Gates Microsoft
From: Akpors
Subject: Problems with my new computer.

Dear Mr Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we
have found some problems, which I want to bring to
your notice.
1. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no ‘stop’
button. We request you check this.
2. One doubt is whether any ‘rescooter’ is available in
system? I find only ‘recycle but I own a scooter at my
home.

3. There is ‘find’ button but it is not working. My wife
lost the door key and we’ve tried a lot to tracethe
key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace.
Please rectify this problem
4. My child learnt ‘MICROSOFT WORD’ now he wants
to learn ‘MICROSOFT SENTENCE’, so when will you
provide that?
5. There’s MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about
MICROSOFT HOME since I use d pc at home.
6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse & keyboard, but
there is only one icon which shows ‘ My
Computer’,when will you provide the remaining items?
Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: ‘Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you
are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,
Akpos!

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