Akpos the Boko Haram terrorist

July 17, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos Story!!!

I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation.
Since i did not want to embarrass the man,
i decided to change the topic of the chat; Abeg oga, please
tell Kabiru Sokoto or Abu Qaqa that I only took two of the bombs we
just manufactured for this operation.

Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target place before the
bombs explode because there is terrible
traffic jam now but nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than three minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye bye and take care of my parents and
siblings as agreed.

The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened the taxi door and jumped
out.

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