Akpos explains Marketing to students

July 9, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a
party.You go up to her
and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”
– That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of
friends and see a
Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends
goes up to her and
pointing at you says: “He’s very
rich.Marry him!”
– That’s Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a
Gorgeous Girl. She walks
up to you and says: “You are very rich!
Can I marry
you?”
– That’s Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.
You go to her and
say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She
gives you a nice
hard slap on your face.
– That’s Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.
You go to her and
say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And
she introduces
you to her husband.
– That’s Demand and Supply Gap

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party.
You go to her and
before you say: “I m rich, Marry me!”,
your wife arrives.
– That’s Restriction for Entering New
Markets

True or false?

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  • Monika

    You found exact words describing such difficult to understand phenomena with fun! My essay at effectivepapers.com will contain this method.