Akpos Preaches ‘Love” to Girl

June 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: Do you have a Boyfriend?

GIRL: i don’t want a boyfriend this time.

AKPOS: Genesis 2:8-And Jehovah God went on to say: “It is not good for the man to continue by himself. I am going to make a helper for him, as a complement of him.

GIRL: I don’t love you.

AKPOS: 1 John 4:8- .He that does not love has not come to know God, because God is love

GIRL: Are you honestly speaking?

AKPOS: Mark 13:31- Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away

GIRL: But I’m still Busy

AKPOS: Ecclesiastes 3:1- For everything there is an appointed time, even a time for every affair under the heavens:

GIRL: And Why me?

AKPOS: Proverbs 31:29-There are many women that have shown capableness, but you—you have ascended above them all.

GIRL: What you liked me?

AKPOS: Song of Solomon 4:7- “You are altogether beautiful, O girl companion of mine, and there is no defect in you

GIRL: I’m not Beautiful

AKPOS: Proverbs 31:30-Charm may be false, and prettiness may be vain; [but] the woman that fears Jehovah is the one that procures praise for herself.

GIRL: What you want to happen?

AKPOS: 2 Corinthians 2:4-For out of much tribulation and anguish of heart I wrote YOU with many tears, not that YOU might be saddened, but that YOU might know the love that I have more especially for YOU.

GIRL: (smiles) then, I love you too.


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