Akpos Gets Call from Boss

June 23, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ boss called him on a Saturday morning and asked him to come to work, Akpos replied “I would love to but I’m in traffic”

His boss then asked “When can you get here?”

Akpos replied “On Monday”
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Akpos and Girl in Restaurant

GIRL: I hate my boyfriend!
AKPOS: Why?
GIRL: He is so cheap he cant even buy me a simple dinner, are all boys like that?
AKPOS: Of course not, I’m not like that.
GIRL: I’m going to break up with him.
AKPOS: Ok but know I’m available.
[Girl stands to leave]
AKPOS: Wait, where are you going?
GIRL: To break up with my boyfriend of course.
AKPOS: You can’t leave.
GIRL: Why?
AKPOS: Who is going to pay for the lunch we just had?

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