The best of Akpos (Part 2)

May 16, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Teacher: If you have 10 doughnuts and someone asks for two, how many do you have left?

Akpos: 10 doughnuts.

Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpos could be):

Well what if the person forcefully takes two doughnuts, what do you have left?

Akpos: Ten doughnuts and one dead body.

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Wife: If I knew you were this Poor, I wouldn’t have married you!

Akpos: What do you think I meant when I said you were the only thing I have in this world?”

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Teacher: If I have six bottles in one hand and five in the other, what do I have?

Akpos: A drinking problem!

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Teacher: Akpos , why are you sleeping in class?

Akpos: Your voice is so sweet ma’am. it made me sleep…

Teacher: Why aren’t others sleeping?

Akpos: They are not listening to you ma’am
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Pastor Akpos: “Today I have good news and bad news for you.
The good news is we have enough money to build a modern church.”
(Everyone just cheered, clapped and screamed!)

Pastor Akpos went on: “The bad news is that the money is still in your pockets”
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Pastor: Do something crazy for the Lord!
Akpos carries offering bowl, and runs away

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