The Best of Akpos (1)

May 16, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: My Memory is so bad!
FRIEND: How bad is it?
AKPOS: How bad is what?
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Akpos buys five pants of the same colour for his wife.
Wife: Ah, same colour? People will think I don’t change my panties.
Akpos: Which people?
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TEACHER: Who is the President of Iraq?
AKPOS: I don’t know, Miss.
TEACHER: You need to focus more on your studies.
AKPOS: Please Miss, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes.
AKPOS: Do you know Angela
TEACHER: No, why?
AKPOS: You need to focus more on your husband!
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Akpos updated his facebook status, “Thank you lord, just got my salary”. He became sad when 10 seconds later his landlord liked his status.

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