Akpos Jokee: Akpos Goes to Dubai

March 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with an American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by men of the Nigerian Police Force.”Hey, where u dey go?”. “Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking to me?” replied Akpors. This incited anger in the policemen. He was sent to the police station and put in a cell.
There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,”Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!”

This went on until a BOSS(Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky voice,”Scorpion , abeg give this guy a phone call” Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner and landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP “GBOOOOAAAAAAA” . Then the guy asked, “E done
dey ring, abi make I redial?” Akpors accent changed,”Bros abeg, e don connect”

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