Pastor Akpos; The Best of Akpos

January 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment
Pastor Akpors was caught by his church members in a bar drinking a bottle of chilled Star Beer.
Member: Haabaa! Pastor Akpors, you should be drinking malt, Fanta or coke, not Star, that is a beer. You’re not doing what you preach.
Pastor Akpors: Shatttap jooo. Where was malt, Fanta and coke when STAR led the three wise men to Jesus?
The best of Akpors
A teacher lecturing on population said, “In the world, after every 10 seconds, a woman gives birth to a kid.”
 Akpors stood up and said, “we must find that woman and stop her!”
Akpors: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Akpors: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Akpors told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It’s already raining.
Akpors: So what? Take an umbrella and go!
Postman: I had to come five miles to deliver you this package.
Akpors: Why did you have to come so far, instead you could have posted it.
Akpors was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?
Akpors: I’m writing to my six year old son, he cant read very fast.
Akpors At an Art gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!

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