Akpos Woos a Girl

January 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment
AkposAkpos woos a Girl
Akpos tried to woo a girl on the street:
Akpos: what is your name?
Girl: Abike
Akpos: I like you; I want to be your boyfriend.
Girl: No I don’t like you, you not responsible.
Akpos: Ask those pregnant girls around here, they say I’m responsible.
Akpors and Mum
Akpors: I’m Hungary,
Mum: why don’t you Czech the fridge.
Akpors: ok I’m Russian to the kitchen.
Mum: Hmmm.. may be you’ll find some Turkey.
Akpors: Yeah but its all covered in Greece. Yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that.
Akpors: I know, I guess i’ll just have a can of Chile
Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
Akpors: Kenya do it for me?
Mum: Ok, I’m Ghana do it.
Akpors: Thanks, i’m so tired Iran for an hour today
Mum: It Tokyo long enough.
Akpors: yeah Israelly hard sometimes

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