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Akpos Joke: Flight 633 to Lagos

August 3, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

“This is Captain Akpos speaking, on behalf of my crew and I. I’d like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Lagos.

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Akpos Joke: HIV Test

August 3, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos goes for an HIV test in the morning and comes back in two hours later beaming with smiles.

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Funny Photo: Fear Women

July 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

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Funny Photo: Location

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Funny Joke: Titanic

July 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get […]

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Funny Photo: Dangote

July 28, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

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Funny Photo: The Genesis

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Akpos Joke: The Difference

July 22, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and his father were having a heart-to-heart talk when the Akpos  suddenly said:

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Akpos Joke: Exercise

July 22, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his doctor:

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Akpos Joke: Daughter to Father

July 22, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his daughter:

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Joke: Killing Job

July 22, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun, “We must know that […]

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Funny Joke: Perfect Eyesight

July 18, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” And then the fight started……..

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Akpos Joke: Bedroom Talk

July 18, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and his wife were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while they were in bed. Akpos turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. He then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at him this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’ So Akpos said, “Then I’d […]

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Funny Joke: Jealous Girlfriend

July 17, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Boy meets new girl and takes her home. Next morning he drops new girl off. Later in the day his regular girl WhatsApps him: Girl: Can I ask you a question? Boy: Shoot Girl: Who was dat? Boy: (He had been on the phone earlier so he said) My brother Girl: In your car I […]

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