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Akpos Joke: Mayweather versus Pacquiao

April 27, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka: Emeka: Are you ready for the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight? Akpos:  Yes Emeka:  I hear the fight tickets are going for as as high as £96,000. Akpos: What a shame. Even David versus Goliath was free to watch.

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Akpos Joke: Customer Care

April 17, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss at work: Boss: *shouting* Akpos!,Akpos!!! come to my office now..! Akpos: Yes Sir Boss : Akpos, I saw you arguing with the customer who just left. I have told you on several occasions that the customer is always right. Do you understand ? Akpos: Yes sir, […]

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Akpos Joke: Natural Causes

April 14, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

In a court, a murder case was brought to a judge:

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Akpos Joke: Wife Missing

April 14, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.”

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Akpos Joke: Bad Business

April 14, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

A conversation between two sellers… Uche: Akpos, how’s business? Akpos: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold only one dress. Uche: That’s really bad. How about today? Akpos: Worst! The person who bought the dress yesterday returned it today.

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Funny Joke: 90-year-old’s secret

April 14, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Someone asked an old man, “Even after 90 years, you still call your wife ‘Darling’, ‘Honey’, ‘Love’. What’s the secret?”

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Akpos Joke: New Bride

April 7, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said: Akpos, your mum and I have found two potential brides for you in this village. Chichi makes the best palmnut soup from what I hear. Ada doesn’t cook well but […]

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Akpos Joke: Job Question

April 2, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?” He wrote, “No.” The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was: “Why?” Akpos answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”

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Akpos Joke: Everyone will die

April 2, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation.

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Akpos Joke: Pipeline

April 2, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. During interrogation, the police asked him: Police: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline? Akpos: When we the Niger Deltans ask the government to provide job for us, they tell us it’s in the pipeline. When we ask for structural facilities such as hospitals, […]

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Akpos Joke: True Love

April 2, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can […]

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Akpos Joke: Easter plan

April 2, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife:

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Joke: Don’t do it

April 2, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

HUSBAND: (watching a video) Don’t do it! I swear you gonna regret it for the rest of your life. You stupid idiot! Don’t say yes! No! No! NOOO!! Aw dang, he actually did it! What a dumb ass! WIFE: Honey, why you so mad? What are you watching? HUSBAND: Our wedding ceremony.

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Akpos Joke: My Friends

March 23, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a shell oil company worker came home from a two years offshore only to find his wife with a newborn baby. Angry, he was determined to track down the father to take revenge. “Who did this? Was it my friend Kwame?” He asked. “No!” His weeping wife replied. He asked, “Was it my friend […]

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