A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get […]
The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists… Two men and a woman. For the final test, the SSS agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun, “We must know that […]
My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.” And then the fight started……..
Akpos and his wife were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while they were in bed. Akpos turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have Sex?’ ‘No,’ she answered. He then said, ‘Is that your final answer?’ She didn’t even look at him this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’ So Akpos said, “Then I’d […]
Boy meets new girl and takes her home. Next morning he drops new girl off. Later in the day his regular girl WhatsApps him: Girl: Can I ask you a question? Boy: Shoot Girl: Who was dat? Boy: (He had been on the phone earlier so he said) My brother Girl: In your car I […]