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Akpos Joke: TV Licence

November 21, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence. Inspector: But I saw a TV antenna on your roof? Akpos: Inspector please come in. (Akpos opens the fridge and points to the jar of milk) Akpos: Inspector, what is this? Inspector: How can you ask me such a silly question, it’s […]

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 6

November 21, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting quietly when his girlfriend came and whispered into his ear: “Baby, buy me iPhone 6.” Akpos replied, saying, “Baby I have ear problem. I cannot really hear you.”

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Akpos Jokes: Akpos ‘Shakes’ Father-In- Law

August 25, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Young man, you are coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect! Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law: You mean you drink and smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Akpos: Sir I only […]

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Akpos Joke: Temple of the Lord

November 19, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and Esther were to get married in one week. Two days to their wedding, Esther decides to stay in Akpos’s house. In the middle of the night, Akpos got aroused and started touching Esther’s breasts. Esther got angry and told Akpos to stop saying, “My body is the temple of the lord.” And just […]

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Akpos Joke: Gun

November 19, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

One day, thieves came to Akpos’ house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun. After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the thieves entered, his father brandished his gun at them and they began to tremble. Suddenly, Akpos came out of the […]

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Akpos Joke: Whites Only

November 13, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was the only black man on a cruise ship that was about to sink. He was the toilet cleaner on the ship. The white people looked among themselves for someone to pray but no one wanted to as everyone was scared.. With tears in his eyes the ship captain suddenly spotted Akpos, he pointed […]

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Akpos Joke: Corruption

November 12, 2014 | By | 2 Comments

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his teacher in class: Teacher: One day Nigeria will be corruption free. What tense is that? AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense! (Teacher immediately slaps Akpos)

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Akpos Joke: War Film

November 12, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a movie director, was determined to make the greatest war movie ever filmed and the film was to contain the greatest battle scene ever filmed. “I will use two armies.” he said “They’ll be huge twenty-five thousand extras on each side.” “But how will we pay off the fifty thousand actors?” murmured his assistant. […]

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Nigerian Churches in 2030

November 10, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon… Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You […]

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Akpos Joke: Tattooed manhood

November 10, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, after convincing Judith that he was good in bed, finally got her to his room for demonstration. While he took off his clothes, tattooed on his arm was REEBOK, on his chest PUMA and on his back D&G. She thought that was sexy, but when he took off his boxers on his penis was […]

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Akpos Joke: Damn good explanation

November 4, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ wife came home early and found him in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. ‘You are a disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me — a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce right […]

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Akpos Joke: Sex

October 28, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a married lawyer, had sex in his car and forgot the girl’s panty on the car seat. His wife found the panty in the back seat and tore it apart screaming “What is this”? “What is this”? Akpos calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case which was worth millions of […]

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Akpos Joke: Policeman

October 24, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was driving down a street along Lagos, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it. (The door lock is faulty) As usual, the Police wanted ‘something’ from Akpos for making a phone call while driving… Suddenly, the policeman saw the big Rottweiler dog, Jackie, […]

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Akpos Joke: ATM Machine

October 9, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

An old man came into a gym where Akpos was the trainer and said, “My son, I want to impress a beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?” Akpos looked at the man and said: “Use the ATM machine outside.”  

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Akpos Joke: iphone 6

September 29, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos’ Pastor called him after Church and asked him how much he bought his iphone 6 smartphone. Akpos lied that he bought the phone for $100 instead of $1000, because he didn’t want the Pastor to shout and ask how much he (Akpos) gave to God that month. All of a sudden, the Pastor gave Akpos two […]

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