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Akpos’ funeral

April 18, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Akpos! How ya doin?’ His wife is […]

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Akpos Joke: Rich

April 18, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Ochuko and Akpos were approached by a zoo owner to get lions for his zoo and that he would pay $50,000 for  each lion. The two men went into the forest in search of lions. At the end of the day they found nothing and decided to make a camp in the bush. The next morning Akpos woke up and saw 300 […]

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Akpos Joke: Geography

April 18, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Illiterate Akpos was searching for a job and came to a big company to make inquiry concerning the advertisement that was placed outside the company. Akpos being so eager, didn’t read the advertisement properly. He just dashed into the company and started asking for the MD. Little did he know that such a job requires […]

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Akpos Joke: School days over

December 2, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

The following transpired in Akpos’ class: Wale stands up and tells the teacher, “I saw the strap of your bra.” Teacher Janet reacts angrily: Wale!! Get out!, no class for u for a week! Johnbull started laughing at the back. Teacher Janet: Why did u laugh? Johnbull : I saw both straps of your bra […]

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Akpos Joke: Straight to the university

November 12, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A female teacher was having a problem with Akpos in her class of 3rd grade. Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th grade, i’m smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th grade’. The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complaints & took Akpos to the Principal’s office. She explained everything to […]

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Akpos Joke: Photocopy

October 5, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset. Father: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so brilliant… He continued on and on for days about how brilliant he was. One day, Akpos saw his father’s […]

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Joke: Education and Bank Robbery

August 31, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

There was this robbery in Central Bank of Nigeria, the robber shouted to everyone: “All don’t move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you”. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. =>This is called “Mind Changing Concept –> Changing the conventional way of thinking”. ————————————— One lady lay on the table provocatively, the […]

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Akpos Joke: Five Funny Akpos laughs

August 13, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!   2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home!   3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Akpos: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? […]

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Letter from Akpos: April Fool mistake

April 9, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

I told my dad last week Tuesday morning, that I won a schorlarship to read Medicine in UK. He was so happy that he ordered my mum to slaughter 2 Chickens for celebration and we popped champagne .. Now I’ve been thinking of how to tell him it was April Fool after eating the chickens… […]

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Akpos Joke: Initiation Ceremony

April 8, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get his money back. He immediately sent this text to the number: “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay, […]

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Akpos Joke: Fake cash

April 5, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A man gave a FAKE 20 Naira to blind man Akpos  who was by the roadside  begging for alms. The blind man Akpos said: Excuse me sir. This your money is fake. I don’t like it. The man was surprised and asked; How did you know it’s fake? Akpos replied; I am not blind. I’m […]

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Akpos Joke: ATM Card

April 5, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with my ATM card. CALL GIRL: I’m sorry sir, can I cross check your account please? AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting. […]

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Akpos Joke: Mental Problem

April 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

OFFICER EAZY:  What is your name? AKPOS:  M.P sir OFFICER EAZY: Tell me properly! AKPOS:  Michael Peter sir OFFICER EAZY: Your father’s name? AKPOS: M.P sir OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean? AKPOS: Moses Peter sir OFFICER EAZY: Your native place? AKPOS: M.P sir OFFICER EAZY: Is it Makurdi Purum? AKPOS:  No, Minna Port sir […]

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Akpos Joke: Prosecutor

April 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpors daughter returns home After 15 Years. Akpors(angry): “Where the hell have you been all these years???” Girl: “I was working as a Prostitute in the Abuja. Akpors: “What!!?….. Get out of my house,You Whore, I don’t want to see a your face Again do you understand!!!!!!???? Girl(crying): “Before I go Dad, I came to […]

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Akpos Joke: Happily ever after

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and his wife celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent together. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known “Happy Going Marriage”. Editor: “Sir. It is amazingly unbelievable. How […]

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Akpos Joke: Crazy wife

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her husband, Akpos. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore and after writing, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom before hiding under the bed. When […]

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Akpos Joke: Love for ever

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was trying to prove his love for his girlfriend and the following conversation ensued. AKPOS: I can do anything for you. I can swim the oceans for you. I can run round the world for you, all for your love. GIRLFRIEND: (Flattered) OK. I have one question for you. AKPOS: What? GIRLFRIEND: Can you […]

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Just for laughs: Daily ‘stupid’ question

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Someone calls you at 2am and asks, “Are you sleeping?” Response: “No! I’m selecting beans.” When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, “Are you going out in this rain?” Response: “No! In the next one.” You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she […]

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Akpos Joke: Son of God

March 24, 2014 | By | 2 Comments

As pastor Akpos was preaching in church one Sunday, a man with Ak47 ran in and pointed a gun at the congregation saying, “Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven!” The congregation remained silent. He then released one shot into the roof, and the congregation pointed at Akpos saying, […]

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