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Photo: When Desperation Strikes

January 30, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Following is the prayer of a desperate woman: What do you make of this?

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Akpos Joke: Pregnancy

January 29, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ young daughter in her teens got pregnant. Akpos was so furious. He asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. Akpos called the chief over to the house and they sat down to discuss the matter. Akpos: Chief, I heard you are responsible for my daughter’s […]

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Akpos Joke: Principal’s Daughter

January 29, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who I am? AKPOS: No… GIRL: I’m his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God.

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Akpos Joke: Suicide Attempt

January 29, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’s father’s tenant came into the room and saw Akpos trying to commit suicide. The following conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now, but why you come tie de rope for […]

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Akpos Joke: Horrible Voice

January 23, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

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Akpos Joke: Romantic Text

January 23, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.” Akpos […]

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Akpos Joke: After Sex

January 20, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following is a chat conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend on Whatsapp: Girlfriend: Hey Akpos: Hey Girlfriend: Hope you are fine. Akpos: Yeah.You? Girlfriend: I’m good, dear. Ever since you slept with me, you don’t call any more, text or even give me money. Akpos: Have you ever seen the President campaign after winning […]

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Akpos Joke: Difficult Exams

January 20, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father: Father: Akpos, how was your exams today? Akpos: It was very difficult so I didn’t even go to the exams center. Father: Ah! If you didn’t go there, how do you know that it was difficult? Akpos: I saw the questions yesterday.

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Akpos Joke: Church Offering

January 20, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting in church and it was time for offering, so the collection bowl was passed around. He quickly pulled N10 from his pocket and dropped it in. Just then, the person behind him tapped me on the shoulder and handed him a N1000 note. Akpos smiled, placed the N1000 note in the bowl and passed it […]

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Akpos’ ‘Letter to Ghana from Nigeria’

January 19, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

We bring 419, Ghana copy from us, we no vex…. We bring selling of drugs, Ghana copy, we no vex…, We get Oil, Ghana claim dem too discover oil, we no vex… Now LIGHT OFF, you copy that one too finish! Wunaa Nollywood u copy from us u dey callam Ghallywood or Kumahood. Wanna president […]

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Nigeria Joke: Goodluck Jonathan on February Election

January 16, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Nigeria President, Goodluck Jonathan, was campaigning for the February 2015 Election in one State. As soon as he mounted the podium to speak, people started chanting ‘you have failed!’ ‘You have failed!’. Disturbed, Goodluck Jonathan stopped speaking and said: ‘Everywhere I go, people say I have failed. Everywhere I go, people say I’ve failed. Now, […]

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Akpos Joke: California

January 12, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Ochuko: Hi, dear you look very pretty. I’m in Accra. Where do you stay? Girl: I’m in Kumasi Ochuko: I like you. Girl: Oboy it won’t work. I’m in Kumasi and you are in Accra. Very far. I can’t be in a relationship of such a distance . *Ocuko tells Akpos his sad news and he decides to […]

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Akpos Joke: Perfect Man

December 25, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Ama: Ama: I’m looking for a husband. Akpos: What kind of man do you want? Ama: I need a man who is 6.5ft tall, handsome, a PhD holder, God-fearing, Akuapim (tribe), non-Catholic and respectful. Akpos: Take clay and mould him yourself. (This is your Christmas gift. Don’t laugh […]

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Akpos Joke: Christmas Gift

December 23, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend, Ada: Ada: When am I getting my Christmas gift? Akpos: What do you want? Ada: It might be expensive, so just give me anything from you heart. Akpos: Just mention Ada: Tablet Akpos: Which one… Vitamin C Or Paracetamol? Ada: Samsung Galaxy Tab 2015 Akpos: Samsung […]

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