A local FM Radio station was running a contest, and Akpos phoned up. The Radio presenter said: “Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize.” “That’s fantastic!” Akpos shouted in delight. “Feel confident?” she asked. “It’s a maths question.” “Well, I […]
The President of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’. So the president asked the class […]
An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out of the hotel […]
The following was awhatsapp conversation between Akpos and a lady online: Lady: What car are you driving? Akpos: A Mercedez Benz S Class… Lady: I feel so comfortable talking to you. Akpos: …which I rented this morning… Lady: I should tell you that I have a boyfriend Akpos: Because my BMW 7 Series is with the […]
The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him. The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him. The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender. The Indian police style: Allow a pretty damsel sing for […]
WAASCE 2015 Integrated Science Q2(a)(i) Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep) Check the answer a Akpos gave: The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow. Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy goat […]
Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher. The following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it. AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it.