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Akpos Joke: My Friends

March 23, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a shell oil company worker came home from a two years offshore only to find his wife with a newborn baby. Angry, he was determined to track down the father to take revenge. “Who did this? Was it my friend Kwame?” He asked. “No!” His weeping wife replied. He asked, “Was it my friend […]

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Akpos Joke: Monkey-Boy

March 23, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Half way through the semester, he squanders his money foolishly. He calls his father at home. “Dad,” he says, “You won’t believe what modern education is developing into! They actually have a program here in school that will teach our dog, monkey-boy, how to talk!” “That’s amazing,” his Dad says. “How do I get Monkey-boy […]

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Akpos Joke: Maths Challenge

March 23, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his teacher in class: Teacher: Answer this math problem; if your father earns N100,000 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have? AKPOS: A heart attack!

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Akpos Joke: No Feet

March 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A conversation between Akpos and a 23-year-old girl: AKPOS: Would you wear shoes if you had no feet? GIRL: No, of course not. AKPOS: Then why do you wear bras?

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Akpos Joke: I don’t pay

March 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

One morning, Akpos went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off into the road. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a huge man got in. Six feet tall, built like a wrestler, […]

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Akpos Joke: Airtime

March 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his girlfriend: Girlfriend: Hey sweetie. Akpos: Hey babe. Girlfriend: Honey, send me some airtime, it’s raining here… I can’t go out into the rain to get it. Akpos: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327# Girlfriend: What’s this for? Akpos: Codes for borrowing airtime from different networks. Use any of them. […]

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Akpos Joke: Whatsapp Chat

March 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

A Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and his girlfriend: SONIA: Baby, How are you doing? AKPOS: I’m fine sweetie and you? SONIA: I’m fine, but I need something from you baby. AKPOS: What do you need sweetie? SONIA: Can you please SEND me 15k? I need to buy some accessories. AKPOS: Sure! No problem sweetie, k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k,k. […]

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Funny Picture: Sweet Mother

March 9, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

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Funny African Proverbs (II)

March 5, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ghana) He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) If the alarm of a China phone cannot wake you, forget it, you are dead. […]

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Akpos Joke: How to Pray

March 5, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

As the storm raged, the captain realised his ship was sinking fast. He called out, “Anyone here know how to pray?” Akpos stepped forward. “Aye, Captain, I know how to pray.” “Good,” said the captain, “you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets – we’re one short.”

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Akpos Joke: Super Story

March 5, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

After Akpos submitted his story to the teacher, the following conversation ensued: Teacher: What did you write in your story? Akpos: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination. Teacher: You idiot, what did you write in the middle? Akpos: The horse […]

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Akpos Joke: Late to School

March 5, 2015 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos went to class late, so the teacher asked him, “Why are you late?” He told the Teacher, “I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and Arsenal.” But that did not make any sense for the teacher. So she asks, “Still why are you late?” Akpos answered, “Because the game went into […]

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Funny Ways To Breakup With Your Spouse

March 5, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend… “16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!” “How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? I smell conspiracy. IT’S OVER!” “You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s […]

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Akpos: Exam Paper

March 5, 2015 | By | 2 Comments

In the final WASSCE examination, the teacher caught Akpos looking into Kwame’s work. The following conversation ensued: Teacher: Why are you looking at Kwame’s exam paper? Akpos: Just looking if he got the answer right.

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