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Akpos Joke: Clever Doctor

January 23, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is GHc300 and if we cannot treat, we will pay you GHc500. Wanting the GHC500 for himself, intelligent Akpos came to the doc and said: I can’t feel any taste. The doc asked a nurse to give Akpos a few drops of medicine from box 22. […]

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Nigerian joke: Business associates

November 27, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to […]

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Akpos Joke: Straight to the university

November 12, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A female teacher was having a problem with Akpos in her class of 3rd grade. Akpos said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th grade, i’m smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th grade’. The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complaints & took Akpos to the Principal’s office. She explained everything to […]

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Nigerian Joke: The Power of English

August 13, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports to buy fuel. Professor: Guy abeg, give me full tank. Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don’t speak pidgin. I only speak English. Professor: Ok! Good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized […]

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Joke: In the Sahara Desert

July 13, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Two christians were lost in the sahara desert on their way to Libya. One is David and the other is Christian. They were terribly dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis with what looked like an emirate with a mosque in the middle. David said to Christian “Let’s pretend as […]

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Funny Joke: Online Love

July 9, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Girl: Dad,I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I’m in Ghana and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype, and now 2 months of relationship through viber, i need your blessings […]

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Joke: Ghana’s Educational System

July 3, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

“18 Ghanaian Professors were called and asked to sit in a plane. When they all sat and the plane was about to take off, they were informed that the plane was made by one of their students. All of them ran out of the plane as fast as they could with exception of one. Onlookers […]

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Funny Joke: Ten sins committed on Facebook

July 2, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

1. You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend- Down- Select under market& on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you* 2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single *God is watching you* 3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man […]

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Letter from Akpos: April Fool mistake

April 9, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

I told my dad last week Tuesday morning, that I won a schorlarship to read Medicine in UK. He was so happy that he ordered my mum to slaughter 2 Chickens for celebration and we popped champagne .. Now I’ve been thinking of how to tell him it was April Fool after eating the chickens… […]

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Akpos Joke: Initiation Ceremony

April 8, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get his money back. He immediately sent this text to the number: “Hello Dark and Worthy Initiate, I hope you are okay, […]

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Akpos Joke: Fake cash

April 5, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A man gave a FAKE 20 Naira to blind man Akpos  who was by the roadside  begging for alms. The blind man Akpos said: Excuse me sir. This your money is fake. I don’t like it. The man was surprised and asked; How did you know it’s fake? Akpos replied; I am not blind. I’m […]

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Akpos Joke: ATM Card

April 5, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. AKPOS: (Angry) So what’s wrong with my ATM card. CALL GIRL: I’m sorry sir, can I cross check your account please? AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting. […]

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Akpos Joke: Mental Problem

April 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

OFFICER EAZY:  What is your name? AKPOS:  M.P sir OFFICER EAZY: Tell me properly! AKPOS:  Michael Peter sir OFFICER EAZY: Your father’s name? AKPOS: M.P sir OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean? AKPOS: Moses Peter sir OFFICER EAZY: Your native place? AKPOS: M.P sir OFFICER EAZY: Is it Makurdi Purum? AKPOS:  No, Minna Port sir […]

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Akpos Joke: Prosecutor

April 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpors daughter returns home After 15 Years. Akpors(angry): “Where the hell have you been all these years???” Girl: “I was working as a Prostitute in the Abuja. Akpors: “What!!?….. Get out of my house,You Whore, I don’t want to see a your face Again do you understand!!!!!!???? Girl(crying): “Before I go Dad, I came to […]

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Akpos Joke: Happily ever after

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and his wife celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent together. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well-known “Happy Going Marriage”. Editor: “Sir. It is amazingly unbelievable. How […]

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Akpos Joke: Crazy wife

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her husband, Akpos. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn’t want to live with him anymore and after writing, she put the letter on the table in the bedroom before hiding under the bed. When […]

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Akpos Joke: Love for ever

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was trying to prove his love for his girlfriend and the following conversation ensued. AKPOS: I can do anything for you. I can swim the oceans for you. I can run round the world for you, all for your love. GIRLFRIEND: (Flattered) OK. I have one question for you. AKPOS: What? GIRLFRIEND: Can you […]

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Just for laughs: Daily ‘stupid’ question

April 2, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Someone calls you at 2am and asks, “Are you sleeping?” Response: “No! I’m selecting beans.” When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, “Are you going out in this rain?” Response: “No! In the next one.” You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she […]

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Akpos Joke: Son of God

March 24, 2014 | By | 2 Comments

As pastor Akpos was preaching in church one Sunday, a man with Ak47 ran in and pointed a gun at the congregation saying, “Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven!” The congregation remained silent. He then released one shot into the roof, and the congregation pointed at Akpos saying, […]

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Nigerian Joke: The forest

March 24, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind […]

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Akpos Joke: Wedding Programme

March 14, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Be careful who prints your wedding programme. Akpos, who was printing a wedding programme was asked to put 1 John 4:18 in the programme but he made a mistake and Instead printed John 4:18. 1 John 4:18 says, “There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear; because fear has torment. He […]

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Akpos the burglar

March 4, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos, a  burglar, finally got to the safe and was so pleased to find a note reading “Please don’t use dynamite, the safe is not locked. Just turn the knob” He did so and suddenly a heavy sand bag fell on him and the alarms started. As the police carried him out on a stretcher, […]

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