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Akpos Joke: Sex

October 28, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a married lawyer, had sex in his car and forgot the girl’s panty on the car seat. His wife found the panty in the back seat and tore it apart screaming “What is this”? “What is this”? Akpos calmly replied, “You just destroyed the evidence of a rape case which was worth millions of […]

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Akpos Joke: Policeman

October 24, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was driving down a street along Lagos, having just finished answering a call, when a policeman, suddenly, opened the passenger door, entered and jam-locked it. (The door lock is faulty) As usual, the Police wanted ‘something’ from Akpos for making a phone call while driving… Suddenly, the policeman saw the big Rottweiler dog, Jackie, […]

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Akpos Joke: School days over

December 2, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

The following transpired in Akpos’ class: Wale stands up and tells the teacher, “I saw the strap of your bra.” Teacher Janet reacts angrily: Wale!! Get out!, no class for u for a week! Johnbull started laughing at the back. Teacher Janet: Why did u laugh? Johnbull : I saw both straps of your bra […]

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Akpos Joke: Children of Israel

August 24, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

At a Sunday school class, one Sunday morning, after an interesting topic, the teacher asked, “Any question?” Akpos, looking puzzled, raised his hand, and the following conversation ensued: Akpos : “You said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?” Teacher: Yes Akpos: “You said the children of Israel crossed the red sea?” Teacher: Yes Akpos: […]

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Akpos Joke: Five Funny Akpos laughs

August 13, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

1) TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!   2) TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home!   3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Akpos: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? […]

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Akpos Joke: Lost but lost

August 8, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos got to school late on Monday morning: Teacher: Akpos why did u come to school late?” Akpos : One man lost #1,000 note at the bus stop Teacher: “Ooohh! That’s good of you…seems you were helping the man look for his lost money. Akpos answered “Nooo! Am I mad?  I was standing on top […]

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Akpos Joke: ATM Machine

October 9, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

An old man came into a gym where Akpos was the trainer and said, “My son, I want to impress a beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?” Akpos looked at the man and said: “Use the ATM machine outside.”  

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Akpos Joke: iphone 6

September 29, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ Pastor called him after Church and asked him how much he bought his iphone 6 smartphone. Akpos lied that he bought the phone for $100 instead of $1000, because he didn’t want the Pastor to shout and ask how much he (Akpos) gave to God that month. All of a sudden, the Pastor gave Akpos two […]

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Akpos Joke: Child Custody

September 29, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.

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Akpos Joke: Testimony

September 29, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A woman giving a testimony on how she survived an accident claimed that the car somersaulted 17 times. Akpos who was who in the congregation stood up and said:  “Madam, so of all things to do, you were busy counting how many times the car somersaulted? “  

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Akpos Joke: Ebola in Church

September 12, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Ebola and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued: 2nd man […]

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Akpos Joke: Pregnant Maid

September 9, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife: Wife: Our maid is pregnant….Akpos: That’s her problemWife: Neighbours are talking…Akpos: That’s their problem..Wife: I’m worriedAkpos: That’s your problemWife: They say it’s yoursAkpos: That’s my problem..!!!

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Akpos Joke: Pastor’s words

September 4, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos attended a church service one Sunday. While the pastor was preaching he said, “Tell the person seated next to you that what happens to you will also happen to me.” But unfortunately for Akpos, he seated next to a cripple. So Akpos replied the cripple, “What happens to you will remain with you!”.

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Akpos Joke: Medicine

August 17, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his illness… AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak. DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take four tea-spoonful of this medicine before every meal. AKPOS: Ok Doctor, but there is one problem. DOCTOR: What’s the problem? AKPOS: I have only three spoons at […]

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Akpos Joke: Ebola

August 10, 2014 | By | 3 Comments

Akpos was abducted by kidnappers and taken to an unknown location. The kidnappers beat him for a while and asked him, “Which of your family members should we call to pay the ransom.” A surprised Akpos replied: “I don’t have a family now. All my family members ran away after I was suddenly bugged down with fever, intense […]

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Akpos Joke: Do unto others…

August 10, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with sad news for his wife. Akpos: Wife, I just received a call, mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go. Wife: A list won’t be necessary; we’ll just get 2 cabbages & […]

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Akpos Joke: Golden Rule

August 6, 2014 | By | 1 Comment

Akpos, a  pharmacist was working in the late afternoon when a young man walked in and asked to buy a condom. When Akpos dispensed the condom, he asked whether the customer knew how to use it. He said no. After Akpos had patiently explained to the young man how to use the condom, he shook […]

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Akpos Joke: America

July 28, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way White Lady: what are you going to the USA for? Akpos: To study. White Lady: Which city, school and which course do you wish to study? Akpos: Chicago, Economics and Statistics. These […]

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