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Nigerian Joke: Who is a Muslim here?

November 29, 2013 | By | 5 Comments

A man entered a mosque carrying a brand new smooth machette and asked “Who is a muslim here?” The whole mosque went as silent as a grave yard. The man asked again, “How can a full mosque have no muslim?”. No one replied. The man then grabs the nearby young man and goes out with […]

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Nigerian Joke: I love you, sweetheart

November 27, 2013 | By | 1 Comment

A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, “How many of you love your wife ?” All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?” […]

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Akpos Joke: The interview

November 7, 2013 | By | 2 Comments

Following is how Akpos fared when he interviewed for a job recently: Interviwer: Tell me the opposite of good. Akpos: Bad. Interviewer: Come. Akpos: Go. Interviewer: Ugly. Akpos: Fine. Interviewer: You are wrong! Akpos: You are right! Interviewer: Shut up! Akpos: Keep talking! Interviewer: Ok, now stop all that. Akpos: Ok now carry on all that. […]

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Akpos Joke: Pastor’s crazy prayer

August 15, 2013 | By | 3 Comments

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: Pastor: How are you? Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy. Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. Akpos: (no reply) Pastor: […]

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Akpos Joke: I’m coming to see you

July 25, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: I’m coming to see you honey. GIRL: Alright baby. AKPOS: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leavenow. GIRL: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase. AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you. GIRL: Get your friend to bring […]

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Funny conversation between Akpos and Ekaitte

July 20, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: Sweetheart, I’m GEJ EKAITTE:- U’r kidding, Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I’m GEJ: GOING ON EMERGENCY JOURNEY! EKAITTE (Smiles):- Oh! U’re not serious! What kind of journey are u going on? AKPOS: OBJ EKAITTE: To meet Obsanjo? AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSSINESS JOURNEY. EKAITTE: Oh! AKPOS: Yes… […]

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Akpos no be maga

July 7, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

AKPOS: I’m coming to see you honey. GIRL: Alright baby. AKPOS: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leave now. GIRL: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase. AKPOS: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you. GIRL: Get your friend to […]

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Akpos Joke: Problems

February 19, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos came back from church one Sunday and lifted his wife up. His surprised, but excited wife said: “Honey this is new. You’ve not done this before. This shows you love me the more. Akpos replied:  “Our Pastor said we should lift our problems to God.”

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Akpos Joke: Cemetary

February 19, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos recently shared the following views at a public forum: When Nigerian politicians loot public funds/money from Nigeria, they keep it in Switzerland. When sick, they go to Germany or India. When investing, they go to America. When buying Mansions, they visit London. When shopping they go to Dubai. When on holidays, they visit Paris […]

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‘Wise’ sayings from Akpos

February 17, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any Albert Macauley (1872) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume Nelson Mandela (1973) He who completely unwraps banana and Ga kenkey before eating cannot keep a secret Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut […]

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Akpos Joke: Computer

February 17, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos rings technical support: Hello, my internet is not working properly Officer: Ok, double click on “My computer” Akpos: I can’t see your computer Officer: No no, click on “My computer” on your computer Akpos: How can I click on your computer from my computer? Officer: listen, There is an icon labelled “Mycomputer” on your […]

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Akpos Joke: Sex Charge

February 17, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

On their wedding night, Akpos’  young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Akpos readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with Akpos thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes […]

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Akpos Joke: Singing

February 13, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’s wife was busy singing in the bedroom. The following conversation ensued: Akpos: You know my dear, when you sing like that I just wish you were on a radio. Wife: (smiling) wow honey. Am I that good? Akpos: No, at least on a radio I can change the station…

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Akpos Joke: Valentine’s Day Conversion

February 10, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was at home on the eve of Valentine’s Day when his girlfriend, Ekaitee, came. The following conversation ensued: Ekaitte: [Smiles and holds Akpos’ head affectionately] Darling, are you getting me that Iphone 6 I requested for Valentine? Akpos: No. Ekaitte: But you promised? Akpos: My religion does not permit me to celebrate Valentine. Ekaitte: […]

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Nigeria Joke: Argument

February 10, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Wikipedia : I know everything. Google : I have everything. Facebook : I know everybody. Internet : Without me, you are all nothing. NEPA: Keep talking …we shall see.

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Akpos Joke: Bring My Gun

February 3, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

One day, thieves came to Akpos’ house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun. After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the thieves entered, his father brandished his gun at them and they began to tremble. Suddenly, Akpos came out of the […]

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Photo: When Desperation Strikes

January 30, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Following is the prayer of a desperate woman: What do you make of this?

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Akpos Joke: Pregnancy

January 29, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ young daughter in her teens got pregnant. Akpos was so furious. He asked her who was responsible for the pregnancy and she said told him a rich famous chief. Akpos called the chief over to the house and they sat down to discuss the matter. Akpos: Chief, I heard you are responsible for my daughter’s […]

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Akpos Joke: Principal’s Daughter

January 29, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and a female student in school AKPOS: Isn’t our principal an idiot? GIRL: Do you know who I am? AKPOS: No… GIRL: I’m his daughter. AKPOS: Do u know me? GIRL: No! AKPOS: Thank God.

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Akpos Joke: Suicide Attempt

January 29, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’s father’s tenant came into the room and saw Akpos trying to commit suicide. The following conversation ensued: Tenant: Akpos! Wetin you de do so? Akpos: I dey try commit suicide, as Papa dey always complain say my life dey worthless! Tenant: That one no good now, but why you come tie de rope for […]

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Akpos Joke: Horrible Voice

January 23, 2015 | By | Add a Comment

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