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Sergeant Akpos!

November 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A conversation between Sergeant Akpos and his superior Commanding Officer: Commanding Officer: Sergeant Akpos! Akpos: Yes Saah! Commanding Officer: Are you ready to fight for your country? Akpos: Yes saaah!! Commanding Officer: Are you ready to die for you country? Akpos: Yes Saaaaaaah!!! Commanding Officer : We are transferring you from Lagos to Borno State […]

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Akpos Joke: Three envelopes

November 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos had just been hired as the new managing director of a large high tech London-based corporation. The Managing Director who was stepping down, met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run up against a problem you don’t think you can solve,” he said. Things went along […]

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Akpos Joke: Abstract Noun

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Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class. TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who can give me an example of an abstract noun. AKPOS: Your breasts and your bum ma.

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Dumb Akpos

November 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You are driving me crazy Akpos!” One day Akpos’ mother came to the school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that […]

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Akpos Joke: Boobs

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After having sex, Akpos and his girlfriend were chatting in his room when she suddenly asked him a question: Girlfriend: Sweety, you claim to read Novels a lot right? Akpos: Yes dear. Is there a problem with that? Girlfriend: Not at all, I just want you to describe my boobs with the name of a […]

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Akpos Joke: School Sign

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Akpos was late to school and the following conversation ensued between him  and his Teacher: Teacher: Akpos why are you late to school? Akpos: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you? Akpos: The sign said “SCHOOL AHEAD, SLOW DOWN”

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Akpos Joke: Formulas

November 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

In an external examination, the invigilator saw that Akpos had written some mathematical formula on his hands. The following conversation ensued: Invigilator: Why did you write the formulas on your hand? AKPOS: My teacher told us that formulas must be at your finger tips

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Akpos Joke: Mathematical Problem

November 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was preparing for his A Levels Mathematics Examination. The more he studied, the more he seemed not to understanding a thing. he consulted Angelina for help. AKPOS: Baby, I’ve been trying to solve this question since morning but I’m not getting anywhere with it. ( 60-53+10=what will you have?) Angelina: Ok, lets reason it […]

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Akpos Joke: Three Thieves

November 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Three thieves, Akpos, Emeka and Eze, were taken to court, and found guilty. The Emeka stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison because there were three fishes in the tin. Eze stole a tray of eggs, he got 30 years in prison because a tray of egg contains […]

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Nigeria Joke: Three Politicians

November 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Three prominent politicians in Nigeria boarded the same flight to from Abuja to Lagos. The first Politician started, “I can throw one N1000 note down and make one person laugh.” “I can make two persons laugh with just two N500 notes.” the second politician replied. The third politician retorted, “With just five pieces of N200 […]

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Akpos Joke: Salary Increase

November 26, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos walked to his CEO’s office, took a seat when beckoned to do so, and said, breezily, “Chief, you need to double my salary! I have three companies chasing me right now.” After a lot of back and forth, Akpos settled for a 20% pay increase. On his way out, the CEO asked, “Just curious: who are […]

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Akpos Joke: TV Licence

November 21, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence. Inspector: But I saw a TV antenna on your roof? Akpos: Inspector please come in. (Akpos opens the fridge and points to the jar of milk) Akpos: Inspector, what is this? Inspector: How can you ask me such a silly question, it’s […]

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Akpos Joke: iPhone 6

November 21, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos was sitting quietly when his girlfriend came and whispered into his ear: “Baby, buy me iPhone 6.” Akpos replied, saying, “Baby I have ear problem. I cannot really hear you.”

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Akpos Joke: Temple of the Lord

November 19, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and Esther were to get married in one week. Two days to their wedding, Esther decides to stay in Akpos’s house. In the middle of the night, Akpos got aroused and started touching Esther’s breasts. Esther got angry and told Akpos to stop saying, “My body is the temple of the lord.” And just […]

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