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Akpos Joke: University College of London

July 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

When Akpos was studying law at the University College of London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely and always displayed prejudice and animosity towards him. Also, because Akpos never lowered his head when addressing him as he expected, there were always “arguments” and confrontations. One day, Mr. Peters was having […]

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Akpos Joke: How to break bad news

August 24, 2013 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ elder brother, Rukewe, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their aged mom and their pet cat, kelly. Last week Rukewe called from London to know how they were doing. The following conversation ensued: RUKEWE: Akpos how are you all doing, how’s kelly(cat)? AKPOS: Kelly is dead. RUKEWE (after a pause): Akpos you […]

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Akpos Joke: America

July 28, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos went to the American Embassy for a student visa, and the process of his interview with the white lady went this way White Lady: what are you going to the USA for? Akpos: To study. White Lady: Which city, school and which course do you wish to study? Akpos: Chicago, Economics and Statistics. These […]

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Akpos Joke: Bad News First

July 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos, a bank manager, held a meeting with his staff because some news had been delivered from the company headquarters. The following conversation ensued: Akpos: There is bad news and good news from the HQ. Which one will you listen to at first? Staff: (After deliberating for a while) The bad news first. Akpos: You […]

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Akpos Joke: Business

July 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

One day, a Akpos thought up a brilliant idea and went to talk to his son Akpos: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No. Akpos: The girl is Bill Gates’ daughter. Son: OK! Akpos goes to Bill Gates: Akpos: I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No […]

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Akpos Joke: Maths

July 27, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Bank manager Akpos was confused with his Mathematics, so he asked his secretary to help out. Akpos said, “ I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?” She replied “Sir, honestly I will take off my blouse, my skirt, my bra even my panties”

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Akpos Joke: Future Tense

July 22, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

The following conversation ensured between Akpos and his teacher in an English class. TEACHER: “I killed a person”, convert it to future tense. AKPOS: The future tense is, “You will go to jail”.

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Akpos Joke: Pack your things

July 22, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

One day, Akpos and his girlfriend were seriously having a quarrel. They shouted and insulted each other. Then Akpos suddenly said to her, ”PACK YOUR THINGS AND…” At that moment, a phone call came in for her, so Akpos stopped speaking. She answered the call and lo, it was her rich dad. She put the […]

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Akpos Joke: Rare wife

July 13, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos and his friend, Ochuko  go out for fishing. Ochuko tells Akpos he is getting a divorce. “Why,” Akpos asked. “Because my wife hasn’t spoken to me in 2 weeks!” he replied. Akpos was quiet for a long time as he gazed at the water. Then he said: “I would re-consider if I were you. […]

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Akpos Joke: Christian

July 13, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

A dog died and the owner took it to pastor Akpos. He asked Akpos if he could organise a funeral service for the dead animal. Pastor Akpos: No, we can’t hold a service for your dog in our church. But there is a church down the street, maybe they will do it for you. Man: […]

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Funny African proverbs

July 13, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir – Zambian Proverb No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for […]

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Akpos Jokes: NECO Exams

July 12, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos complained bitterly to his friend Ochuko after writing the NECO exams: “Na God go punish NECO.”, he cried. “When they brought the question papers, our maths teacher just collect one question paper go dey solve am for us inside him office. After like thirty minutes, the guy come inside hall. he dictate objective, all […]

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Akpos Joke: Sister-in-law

July 12, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he saw no one but his girlfriend’s sister. While checking the wedding invitation together, She suddenly said to Akpos, “Come and keep me company.” while slowly undressing. […]

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Akpos Joke: Range Rover Sport

July 5, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Akpos’ Dad bought a Range Rover Sport Car. Akpos’ Elder Brother struck a deal with Akpos. He told Akpos to call him on phone when nobody is at home so that he’ll come and take the car out to show off to his friends. When nobody was at home Akpos called him on phone; Hello […]

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Akpos Joke: Bitter Lesson

July 3, 2014 | By | Add a Comment

Mrs. Ifeoma phoned Akpos the electrician because her television quit working. Akpos couldn’t accommodate her with an “after-hours” appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the TV, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll send you the money later. By the […]

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